MissBaritone
Posted 6 Oct 2007 , 8:00am
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Last night while I lay sleeping,
I died or so it seems.
Then I went to Heaven
but it was only in my dreams.
It seems St Peter met me
there at the pearly gate.
He said "I must check your record,
so stand right here and wait.
I see that you drank alcohol,
and swore quite often too.
Fact is you've done many things
that a good person shouldn't do.
We can't have people like you up here,
your life was full of sin."
Then he read the last of my record,
grasped my hand and said,"come on in."
He took me to the big boss,
"Take her and please treat her well.
She made a wedding cake for Bridezilla, sir.
She's had her share of hell."
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