Silly Woman..lol

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RisqueBusiness Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 8:38am
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So, today I got my new espresso machine hooked up and I went to the Hotel Lobby to 'sample' out the coffee...

One of the women ( head honcho from what she tells me ) comes downstairs and puts in an order for a cake.

Now...she orders a BLACKBERRY for one of her employees...ok..I can do that...

But she wants the buttons to MAKE NOISE!! icon_confused.gif I CAN"T DO that!!

So, I'm thinking, I may be able to get away with making a cake and throwing an edilble image on it...but, as I was printing out the picture of the blackberry...my delivery guys says: " I don't think she want's a cake with a PICTURE of a phone on it"..

Oh, SHUT UP! icon_mad.gif What do you know! lol

So, I guess I'm going to have to roll out the fondant and start to cut out all the little phone buttons! and figure out if I can make them beep somehow....UGH.

I'm a cake docorator lady..not a magician! icon_redface.gif

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mrsright41401 Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 8:42am
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA - beeping buttons? ROFL That is RICH.

Wow. She's not being slightly unrealistic is she?

*sigh*

That made me feel better, thanks for that!

Rachel

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kaychristensen Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 8:53am
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Beeping buttons icon_surprised.gificon_eek.gif My thought would be what do you want on your BEEPING CAKE icon_lol.gificon_wink.gif I hope you can get that one figured out. This one is to crazy.

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Zmama Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 11:19am
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Okay, YOU CAN DO THIS! Spencers has the hand buzzer things, and there are other options.

What about those singing bday cards? Put the little button thingy in the ON button on the blackberry. Get a kid's "cell phone" and bury it in the cake so only the screen shows, roll fondant over so the buttons show under it? See, you can do it!

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heavenlys Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 11:25am
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Would someone really push the buttons of a cake phone? Maybe you could stand behind her and make beeping noises while she plays with the cake? I really LOVE people. They are so adorable!!!!

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neurnr Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 11:33am
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Anyone ever tell this woman not to play with her food? icon_smile.gif

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Zmama Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 12:20pm
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Anyone ever tell this woman not to play with her food? icon_smile.gif


Uh, you're not supposed to play with your food? Since when? How come?

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2sdae Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 12:31pm
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icon_rolleyes.gif somepeople have a real odd sense of we are supposed to be able to pull outta our hats! This is real life...not Rocky & bullwinkle here folks. I hope if you are going to all the trouble of coming up with this awesome idea here she is compensating appropriately. Not to sound mean or scroogey, just GEEESH! Let's make this a difficult cake at a very busy time why don't ya! Oh well! More sense of acomplishment and neat ideas for you. Deff have to put a pic of it on here when finished....I guess we'll need video too....with all this beeeping to hear! icon_lol.gif

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Cake_Geek Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 1:27pm
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Sounds like you need to get in touch with your "Duff" side icon_biggrin.gif

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mmdd Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 1:36pm
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Tell her to get a beeper, stand by the receiver of the cake, so she can make a beep everytime they touch the buttons.....who in the world is gonna go around touch a cake anyway?!?!?!!?


Oh well, look at the positives.......she's creative!!!


Good luck to you, let us know how it turns out!!

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karateka Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 1:39pm
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Maybe you could stand behind her and make beeping noises while she plays with the cake?




ROFLMAO!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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sondrad Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 1:51pm
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Maybe you could stand behind her and make beeping noises while she plays with the cake?




Bwhaahaaaa! Priceless!

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mgdqueen Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:02pm
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That's one I'd love to hear about if you make it! icon_biggrin.gif

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all4cake Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:04pm
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Would someone really push the buttons of a cake phone? Maybe you could stand behind her and make beeping noises while she plays with the cake? I really LOVE people. They are so adorable!!!!




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that one hurt!

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RisqueBusiness Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:09pm
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Making Blackberry cake...$100.00 bucks

shoving myself under the table to make beeping noises....

PRICELESS!!!

( These are the Hotel people, they think that they can get theses WALKING TALKING COFFEE MAKING works of art for nothing!)

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tiptop57 Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:11pm
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Hmmmmmmmm

Okay dokey, guess it is not enough to engage sight, smell and taste with our lovely creations is it? icon_confused.gif

I keep thinking....is this a cake for one. Cuz who is going to eat something someone put their fingers all over? icon_eek.gif

Here is what I would do.......hook it up a Lazy Suzan with a gismo the makes the cake spin, turns on lights and has a band play a welcoming march!

Oh maybe you can even get it to release confetti and balloons too!!!!!!
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Bravo what a show!!!!!!!!!!

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RisqueBusiness Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:16pm
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Or have it shoot off like the Canon cake that started Duffs career on the food network! lol.

That would be lovely!

She wouldn't be paying me enough. I'm going to do the cake cover it in fondant...cut out the buttons and decorate them with edible markers and do the screen in edible paper.

If she doesn't like it she can order her next Blackberry cake from my competitor...her prices start at $250.00!

Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa!

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OhMyGoodies Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:26pm
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One suggestion... find a dollar store, go buy a bunch of those doggy and kitty squeeky toys and take them apart and take the squeeker out and place it under the numbers icon_biggrin.gif Or maybe just one... under the 5 icon_wink.gif kids toy phones normally only have one squeeker and it's located under the 5 and it squeekes when the whole face is pressed... just an idea to give her what she wants and still I'd charge her an extra 10 or 20 bucks to make it squeeke icon_smile.gif

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nefgaby Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:26pm
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Can't wait to see pictures!!!! EVerybody here is too funny! Made my morning!

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Titansgold Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:39pm
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Wow no clue how you're going to pull it off but if you do (which I am sure you will) it's gonna be amazing. If not, I'm all for the under the table noises idea. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif Good luck!

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mikaza Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:47pm
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Well I'm slow...at first I thought you meant the FRUIT, and I couldnt figure out why the heck a fruit needed to beep.

You could set it to vibrate mode...and well...I'm sure you can figure out a way to make a cake vibrate.

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shelbur10 Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 2:54pm
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Maybe it's just me, but even if you wanted to put your fingers on the cake, wouldn't you have to push the buttons fairly hard to make them beep? Does she want the buttons to get pushed into the cake??

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Zmama Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 3:06pm
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You have to admit, Risque, you don't get the "boring" customers! "Yes, A plain sheetcake, marble, that says Happy Birthday Floyd will be fine. No, nothing fancy, just a plain cake."

Do you EVER get those?

Are ya going to make the cake beep? Hiding under the table is a great idea!

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melodyscakes Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 3:43pm
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okay, I am still laughing at the "I thought it was fruit" you guys are soo funny!
I would try to make it skweek, because I am always up for a challange...but would charge her extra for it.

have fun with this one!

melody

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Zmama Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 3:46pm
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mikaza - BAAAD! Very bad! icon_lol.gif


Noises, vibrating... is this in the wrong forum? Is Twinsy in here?

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chaptlps Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 3:56pm
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hahhahahaha HEHEHEHEHE hardee harr harrr omg omg
i think that i am gonna whizzee in my drawers this is sooooo funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mua ha ha tee hee...................

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noreen816 Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 4:07pm
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What a lunatic! And she wants a cake that everyone will be touching??

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birdgirl Posted 6 Dec 2006 , 4:10pm
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Original! A cake phone that actually works what next? A cake that does dishes and laundry? Can you make one of those for me? I don't think it would be safe to hide something in it to make sounds since someone would eat part of it and choke and sue you. Not that it is a funny idea! (not the choking part) If she wants noises when people finger it (gross) then have her hire you at $100 and hour to make the sounds. With a 2 hour min of course! icon_lol.gif

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Moviechick00 Posted 7 Dec 2006 , 8:16pm
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oh my nothing boring about this cake!!! put one of those kid phones next to it they can push the buttons on that for the beeps. This is a new one...Im laughing so hard...MC

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Sharolo Posted 7 Dec 2006 , 8:21pm
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Thank you for the belly laugh, I needed it! That is SO hilarious. The woman wants the buttons to make noise, LOL.
People are crazy.

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