Food Network Tv Stars Gaining Weight
Lounge By MariaLovesCakes Updated 27 Jan 2007 , 4:38pm by jess4037
Sandra Lee: I wish she would just go back to her job at Hooters.
Giada: I wish her her plastic surgeon would replace her Botox with a flesh eating bacteria and I'd never have to see her molars or hear her pronunce Italian ingredients again.
Ina Garten: If I hear her say Jeffery one more time I'm going to smash my tv.
Rachel Ray: Nothing makes me happier than seeing a celebrity who's never carried a child fatter than me, except for maybe never hearing the words E.V.O.O or delish again. At least she lost those god awful bodysuits though.
Ina Garten: If I hear her say Jeffery one more time I'm going to smash my tv.
hahahaha...I remember first seeing her show a few times and she kept saying "ohh jeffries gonna love this...jeffrey that..." and I never saw him so I thought he was her invisible friend or something. She used to annoy me but now I like her.
I think michael chiarello is gaining a little weight.
Giada's head looks too big for her body and her mom looks younger than her. WEIRD.
Sandra dee seems like she'd like spending more time decorating and getting drunk than cooking.
Bobby flay drives me nuts.
I loooooooooove paula, shes married to santa claus. haha jk. She seems like the grandma everyone would love to have. Plus the first show I saw of hers, she got bleeped for swearing.
Rachel Ray needs some ritalin and her knife skills scare me, I'm waiting to see her cut herself on tv...I think she's gaining weight though because she has about 500000000 shows All on food so thats alot of eating to do.
Tyler is still hot. But I agree, he's plumping up, hes starting to get sausage fingers like mario. I still like him though.
I've kind of been disillusioned with the Food Network in general lately...it seems like they'll give anyone a show, whether they're a professional chef or not. I've never watched Sandra Lee so I can't comment on her, but Rachael Ray makes me absolutely mental. I'd love to know who dresses her and why they think skin tight clothing is flattering to her figure! Gosh, she looks awful all the time. And her cutesy little catch phrases are so annoying....evoo, got *insert food* action goin' on in there, "smokey", "nutty".....aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh! Please tell me she will just fall off the face of the earth at some point!
I love Tyler Florence and Alton Brown (Alton is such a science nerd and I love it!) and I used to love Tony Bourdain before he jumped shipped to the Travel Channel. I like Giada, but only if I'm listening to her and not actually watching her...the teeth and the hands drive me crazy, too! Food Network definitely needs some new blood to replace the 52 billion hours of Rachael Ray they air a week. 
I love Anthony Bourdain! Dh read his book and I'm waiting for a friend to give it back so I can read it too. Doesn't matter what time it is if I flip to foodnetwork and Alton on I stop to watch him!
I really like Guy that won the Next food network star but his showis on at some weird time that I never remember so I never get to watch him! 
Omg, I'm in tears reading some of these posts. Personally, Chunky Tyler is just as hot as Skinny Tyler. I'd still shack up with him.
I was going to comment on Sandra Lee's boobs too - ain't nothing semi-homemade about those things!
She bugs me like no tomorrow. I tried to play the drinking game watching her show. I took a shot everything she said "And I just want you to...." and "This is sooo simple!" Problem is she's so redundant that one could end up tipsy in 15 minutes! And speaking of tipsy, I've noticed how she literally *perks* up when it's cocktail time.
My mom is all sorts of wild and crazy about Anthony Bourdain and was tickled pink when I told her that he is now on the Travel Channel.
I like Guy's big bite too but never find it on. I don't like the other Food Network Star winners - "The Hearty Boys" . The short one gets on my nerves always interrupting the taller one. I agree that Food Network new shows/ hosts. I still like Rachael, just not every hour on the hour.
Emeril's been putting on the chunk for quite sometime. It's eerie when you see pictures of him when he first got started on foodnetwork......so skinny! But years of pork fat will do that to ya! And believe me, I speak from experience 
OMG...when my girlfriend and I are beating the hubbies at golf, we laugh hysterically as we look at each other and say "It's creamy, It's crunchy" as we show every single tooth in our head. Giada needs to get some bangs...and button up. My goodness, cover those girls up a bit! But if you notice, her mom's girls hang out too! Must be an "italian" thing. Bobby Flay couldn't be anymore arrogant! Tyler needs to learn the whole 3 feet of space rule. "Back Up Buddy!" Cannot stomach 30-minute meals. She is so loud and her bouncing head and swinging hands make me sea-sick! How many shows can one person do? As for the Hardy-Har-Har boys, Yuck. Sandra Lee, Holy Cow, I thought she was going to fall out of her Halloween costumes this year...Yikes!
Love, Love Love Alton....nerdie but explains the why of things! Love Love Love Paula. She can be loud too, but she's funny as hell sometimes. Just my lame opinion. Oh well, their boobs are bouncing all the way to the bank!
I can't believe munkey is the only one so far who has mentioned how disproportionate Giada's head is to her body...she looks like a Bratz doll, for goodness sake!!!
Mario used to be thin, before the show "Mario eats Italy" DH and I always get a kick out of that, he chunked up after he ate Italy...LOL
There is just something about Giada's mouth that bothers me...the way she accentuates every syllable...ugghhh...drives me nutty. I can't watch an entire episode.
I am so glad I found this post. I really thought it was just me. I couldn't quite put my finger on why this woman drives me crazy I think that must be it. I keep my tv on for background noise and love to listen to the food chanel so I can run into the living room when I hear something interesting but when I hear her voice I have to change the chanel, I can't stand it!
I can't believe munkey is the only one so far who has mentioned how disproportionate Giada's head is to her body...she looks like a Bratz doll, for goodness sake!!!
hahaha.....YES!! FINALLY someone agrees with me...I KNEW she looked like something but I couldnt put my finger on it, but as soon as I read bratz I knew. Oh her background music is weird too...on E's soup, they were making fun of her show saying it had the music of a bad porno flick and the way she was talking and doing things with her equipment in the clips they showed were hillarious.
Mario skinny? I cant fathom it. I like him how he is, orange clogs and ponytail.
I remember there was a magazine (I can't remember the name of the magazine) that interviewed Giada about herself. The magazine asked her how in the world she stay slim. She said her secret in staying slim is to eat small portion of food.
Paula Deen: I LOVE her to death! She's such a sweet Southern lady with a bubbly personalities. I love her foods - I guess it's because I'm from South, too! My day brighten up everytime I see Paula. I'm planning to visit her resturant next Spring.
Giada: Her foods are wonderful, too! I'm 50% Italian and it's nice to learn some recipes from her to bring my family's recipe memories back. She loves to smile, so bear with her. 
Ina: Her cooking is different from Paula and Giada, but her foods are interesting, too. She somewhat is a little camera shy, but that's her true self and she is showing us how much she enjoyed cooking. I saw her biography TV show by FoodNetwork earlier this year and I'm amazed of her story.
Guy: I would love to see more Guy from FoodNetwork Star Reality show. He's cool!
I know this topic is old, but i just had to post!
Has anyone noticed Giada's man hands yet. It drives me CRAZY, skinny body, huge boobs, big head..and MAN HANDS!!
phew, i feel better!
On another forum, the name for Giada is "little big head" and I think it fits her perfectly. When I see her now, all I can see is her huge head on that tiny body.
What bugs me about her show is the filming technique. They focus in on what she is touching, but in a weird sloooow way. Anyone notice this?
Ok I was LMAOF on this thread. I don't know a few of the peps. But gotta add Emeril Pork fat rules looks good on him. And Paula Dean same for her. If they were skinny I would ?? there recipes. I am not alittle woman and love to cook. So DUH don't trust a skinny cook.
And AMEN to TheKookieWench Tyler in any shape or form would do me fine. 
He just has that OMG look.
I have only watched Giada a couple of times and her couple of things were very distracting.
And with Rachel I was thinking ya Hyper maybe PG but hey if you love to cook like me you eat what you like (Again Skinny cook issue)
Alton is informative but drives me crazy sometimes.
Mario ok but sometimes he is alittle on the odd side
Bobby I like alot of his recipes. But has made me feel better about him when he has been put in his place with Iron Chef and his Challenges. I think he is alittle on the arrogant(sp) side. So that is all I know about the network stars. But all the comments made me laughs so hard thnat I hurt.
I would watch tyler any day He is just to hot
Oh, goodness people!!!! 
I have to say in favor of Giada that I love watching her. I have tried her cooking and its delicious and simple.
Until you all mentioned her chest area, I never looked there. And her head, well, never did noticed that either... 
She is very slim and her mom is very pretty too. On a special show they had not too long ago, she said that her mom was a famous actress. So go figure.
But overall, I like Giada over Rachel and Sandra Lee 100%. Used to love Rachel but her hyperness and over cheerfulness got too much for me.
wow, i had no idea so many people thought some of the same things about the food network 'stars' as i did! lol
my dh like giada too. i can't pronounce her name, so i just call her his girlfriend, 'chida'.
as far as sandra lee goes, i can't stand her. she seems like a drunk to me. she's always adding alcohol to everything that don't seem to need it. i always joke with dh, 'you want to add three quarts of vodka, two beers, and a bottle of rum to this soup for your kids.' ummm, what?!?! lol and the way she pauses in the middle of sentences drives me nuts. 'you want to add.... pause, pause pause pause pause... three cups of flour.' I just want to finish her sentences so she'll shut up! Oh, one more thing... the way she always tells you how everyone is just going to love what you are cooking. how does she know that?
rachael ray - i actually don't mind her. i love love love $40 a day. i dvr them and watch them over and over. every once in a while, i can watch a 30 minute meals, but i can't watch her other shows. i do have fun making fun of her though, lol.
tyler - love him! but can't watch his show. i don't like it for some reason.
paula, ina - i do like to watch them and i don't know why. most of what they make is way too rich for me.
not too into emeril anymore, but i do love alton! and i LOVE iron chef america!
i think i'm a junkie. they must pump crack through the tv or something when the food network is on. i need help! lol
Yeah, evidently Rachael's "Sweetie" (her term, not mine) has an odd fetish or two. I really dislike her but I kind of felt bad for her when that story broke. But then again, if you're in the public eye everything that you do is fodder for the gossip rags. I think that she's totally over-exposed and as annoying as all heck. Her gaining weight could be from the horribly unhealthy lifestyle that she leads. If she actually eats the food that she makes on 30 Minute Meals that could be why! I caught an episode the other night where she was making some kind of reuben sandwich - a pound and a half of meat and a half a pound of cheese, an entire loaf of bread, sauce, some sort of cooked cabbage - and she was cutting it into four pieces! WOW! That's alot of fat and calories for one meal. And that didn't include the onion dip that she was making to go along with it!
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