Just For Laughs here are a couple of silly jokes:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
-- Funny Christmas Jokes --
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
Thanks for sharing Janice!!
Janice here is one that is actually a true story. I worked as a meat wrapper for Safeway Stores for 30 years, we had a young meat cutter with a wicked sense of humor. We used to get whole chicken fryers frozen and we had to mark them with the price. John was marking some and a woman happened to notice that each chicken weighed 2.3 lbs. She asked John how it was possible that they each weighed the same. John, without missing a beat told her they tie the chickens to a scale, put a bowl of feed in front of them, there is a hammer above their heads, they eat and eat and when they reach exactly 2.3 lbs. the hammer comes down and hits them on the head. 
Another time I was wrapping meat and John was filling the meat case. A woman had picked up a package of New York steak that had been reduced. She asked John if it would keep till the following day. John told her it had been marked down because it was on it's final day of sale. She says in a disppointed voice, Oh, it won't keep another day? John tells her that he would use it right away, "as a matter of fact I would eat it in the car on the way home" Fortunately the woman roared with laughter.
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