Ha! That's funny! I have a useless talent of mocking Eric Cartman's voice and I used to have my best friend rolling when I would do his version of the ghetto song by Elvis!
Useless? Pfft. There are only 3 things in existence that are more useful than a solid Cartman impression.
1. A Leatherman tool
2. A 20lb bucket of Satin Ice
3. Tivo
I can't tell you how many times a couple has thrown their cake samples back in my face during a tasting claiming that we had the worst cake they had ever tasted. Then as they were storming out, a mere "I hate you guys, I truly do" was all it took for them to turn about and hand me a wedding cake deposit check and tell me how much they look forward to working with me. 
Other times I hit them with 20lbs of Satin Ice, stab them with my Leatherman tool and go home and watch Tivo. 
I seriously need to start getting more sleep. 
Hey my name is Julie JessiCA KEnnedy but i find any way I work with my name I cant find a good and catchy name... please help
Using the search function as you did to find relevant topics is a great idea as most questions you will come up with have already been asked and answered. So you did fine with that. However if you have a question it is best to start a new thread or post if it is aa more recent thread. If you start a new thread it is most helpful if the subject line is specific as possible, not just "HELP!!!!".
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