I was trying to jam 10 pounds of cake in a 2 pound box..lol
and as always in a hurry to get it to the delivery guy.
I ended up smooshing a side of the fondant "HILL" 
so...I flip open the box and with my hand...( I know..gasp! ) I smoosh the other "HILL" so they are even...not really noticible, but..mz. perfection here..lol
so..cake gone..
I sit down and grab my coffee and for some reason I wave my hand in front of my face and I jump out of my seat..
OH NO! I have to call the HEALTH DEPARTMENT!! I have broken out in some kind of disease!
Some kind of POX!?
Black DOTS all over my hand.....!?!?!?
Oh, yeah....whew.....the cake was covered in little black polka dots that I had drawn with the edible marker..
Duh 
Felt really stupid...
Glad nobody knows...heeee 
AAAWWW come on lets tell every one to be on the look out for the black pox that is coming thier way soon....... Espeically on you and your cakes.
oh please..don't tell anyone...I don't want the HD here placing a quarrantine for the
EROTIC POX..tee hee
cake pox (kayk pox) n. -- common affliction of cake decorators and artisans. Easily identified by random dots of color appearing upon the skin and also in hair. Can vary in size from small dots to large splotches. Has been know to infect family members, including even pets (curious cats and noisy dogs most susceptible) According to some sources, it is probably some kind of mold as it can also grow on clothes, floors, windows, walls, cabinets and appliances. Easily cured by application soap and water, although certain colors may linger for days.
cake pox (kayk pox) n. -- common affliction of cake decorators and artisans. Easily identified by random dots of color appearing upon the skin and also in hair. Can vary in size from small dots to large splotches. Has been know to infect family members, including even pets (curious cats and noisy dogs most susceptible) According to some sources, it is probably some kind of mold as it can also grow on clothes, floors, windows, walls, cabinets and appliances. Easily cured by application soap and water, although certain colors may linger for days.
....!?!?!? what was that? oh yeah...me falling off the chair...Laughing??? or the dreaded CAKE DECORATOR'S POX??????????!
cake pox (kayk pox) n. -- common affliction of cake decorators and artisans. Easily identified by random dots of color appearing upon the skin and also in hair. Can vary in size from small dots to large splotches. Has been know to infect family members, including even pets (curious cats and noisy dogs most susceptible) According to some sources, it is probably some kind of mold as it can also grow on clothes, floors, windows, walls, cabinets and appliances. Easily cured by application soap and water, although certain colors may linger for days.
Not to be confused with cakezema, which can be identified by crusty patches of dried on cake batter, usually on wrists, but may also be found on other areas of skin generally left uncovered while baking.
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