I came across this from another board I am on [non-cake related] and I was laughing so hard that I was crying. I just had to share with you guys here! Some days you need a laugh SOOOoooooo bad!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayIAAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130144061675&ru=http%25
She has a blog too...
http://www.mom2my6pack.blogspot.com/
That is so funny. She really should write a book.
OMG!! Too funny! 
She has my sense of humor. Her story about the grocery store is exactly why I leave my 3 DD's at home with my DH while I go to the store. It's so much easier that way. I can't recall the number of times I've gone home with a bunch of stuff that I did not put in the cart. Good for her for not letting them keep the cards. I think I will have to send that link to my DH. He'd appreciate that one.
I can SOOOOOOOOOOOO relate! I have a 13 yr. old and a 3 yr. old. Both boys. The little one tries to jump out of the basket while throwing things out of it as my oldest goes missing. When the little one throws tantrums, I say, "keep it up and I'm telling your mother, or, I can't wait till your mom comes to get you." No way do I want anyone to think their mine while acting like nut jobs.
Let me tell you what I did to my oldest did:
We go to Wal Mart, every time we go, he goes to the video game section and grabs this magazine that costs $17.00! No way will I pay that much for a magazine! So, the last time we went, he started reading it while we're going up and down the isles, the little one starts acting up, so Ryan, the older one gives the mag. to him. Ethan, (the little one) ends up putting it in the basket says Ryan, ( I think Ryan did it) I'm wandering why my bill is higher than expected and see the magazine in the bag. I made Ryan take it to customer service to get my money back, yes to embarass him while I put Ethan in the car. I then drove around the parking lot for 25 minutes hiding from him. You bet he started freaking out! 
You bet he hasn't tried that stunt again.
I can SOOOOOOOOOOOO relate! I have a 13 yr. old and a 3 yr. old. Both boys. The little one tries to jump out of the basket while throwing things out of it as my oldest goes missing. When the little one throws tantrums, I say, "keep it up and I'm telling your mother, or, I can't wait till your mom comes to get you." No way do I want anyone to think their mine while acting like nut jobs.
Oh my goodness....that is SOO funny!!
Too funny. I will forward this to my sister, who has 6 children. She will enjoy this as well. She could probably write a blog as well. They had a disaster with their roof, and their house is unlivable for 3-4 months, so they are all living in a 2 bedroom hotel apartment 
Thanks for sharing.
That is so ridiculous!! $142!! My kids would be toast if they tried that. I keep them busy in the store asking them to find this and get 5 of those, so they don't have time to pull such stunts!
Got eight of those wack-a-doodles myself.
If I had a minute to blog.....I'd spend it on cc.
Events that happened just today:
dd (four years old) told mommy what a good girl she was for po**ing in the potty.
( everyone cheers, hugs and high fives and mom give her a sticker)
Twenty minutes later another dd discovers the soiled panties hidden behind the toilet. 
She is adding deception to her lack of bowel control...not a good combination folks.
ds ( two years old)
locks himself in his sisters room and draws all over the cabnet and his self with her dry erase pen. He tells me " I'm not trouble, I'm not trouble!" I beg to differ. He is taken to the bathroom to be cleaned.
ds ( 7 years old) is caught bouncing for all he is worth on the living room chair. I bought him a trampoline for heaven's sake! Why does he feel the need to attempt to reach the ceiling using the furniture??
dd ( seven months old) is crying in the bed room....ds (the two year old) is in her crib with her. He goes in there so he can reach the niffty stuff his brother stores on the dresser. I think he may have stepped/ fallen on baby when he climbed over the rails. She is mad and rightly so.
dd ( 16 ) makes a bottle for baby and calms her down.
Once more I attempt to teach civics. We homeschool.
dd ( 8 ) hands me a baby tylonal. She says it was onthe floor in the bathroom.
Check the bathroom and find out there is an empty bottle on the counter. The medicine cabnet has be attacked by someone.
It was the 2 year old....he ate the remains...about 6 of them as best as we can figure.
Call poison control 
he tells us that the kid will be fine. Not when I get off the phone he won't!!
He was assigned a shadow for the rest of the day. He has a little to much free run of the house. My son needs a "handler."
Anyway, that is why I relate to this woman. I know of which she speaks. Been there, done that.
Except for the shopping thing, my kids don't put things in the cart.
mommachris
who has developed more grayhair today...yep I actually felt them turn gray.
I stayed up reading her entire blog and she even made an R2/D2 sculpted cake! Shes very talented!
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