I get a call today while feeding the baby, it's my husband. We do the usual,"...hey babe...what's up...how's it going...yadda yadda..."
Then in a hesitant voice he says,"Uh, babe, uh, I been cheatin' on ya..."
I said "What?" 
He says, "Yeah, see there was this retirement party at work today and I ate someone else's cake. It was lemon cake, but it wasn't even that good." 
Then he adds to that.."AND I asked this woman at my job to make me banana pudding b/c she's always bringing in food for all the other guys and I never get any and since I like banana pudding and you don't make banana pudding I figured that I would ask her and blah blah blah...."
"WHAT???" You asked another woman to make you baked goods?!?!? You foolish foolish man....I guess he forgot I know his social security number. 
No, it's all good - it was just somethin I thought I'd share with my fellow CC'ers since I know you guys have such a great sense of humor.
Is there anybody else out there with a cheatin hubby?
Whew, you got me, too! What a foolish man, asking for another woman's pudding! 
I hope you set him straight quickly!
my baby's name is janice - so ladylike!!! makes me happy to hear others with it
Well, I hope that my husband knows better than to enjoy someone else's cakes!!!
But, we used to have a special sushi place by his work, that I would meet him for sushi at his lunch time. Unfortunately, he caught me with my girlfriends having lunch, (by phone), asking if I wanted to meet at "our sushi place" for lunch. I had to fess up, I was already there!! So I was the CHEATIN WIFE!!!! 
We have it straightened out now (now that I think of it, he probably planned it this way), we moved from that community, we live in the country (4 hours away) , and he comes home weekends. So now he phones me, and casually mentions that he is at "our sushi place"!! 
Oh well, maybe I'll find a new place in the nearby town!!
You got me megan!! I was going to tell you to get out the spatula and beat him with it!!
Thanks for sharing!!! 
Your little girl is soooo cute!!!! I love seeing you posting in the threads so I can see her!
OMG you got me good too, I was about ready to organize a pose of CC ers to go and get him. Glad to hear is was just baked goods, my DH complains I'm making him chubby but if you look in his floorboard of his car it's like a sea of candy wrapper carcasses in there! He eats at least 1 extra large candy bar a day. Does this count as cheating.
Oh Megan, you got me good, thought we were going to see you featured on an episode of "Cheaters"! LOL
thanks guys.. i was just lookin 4 some fun. i think ill be calling both my nana and grandma for their banana pudding recipes first thing tomorrow. boy, keepin a husband sure is hard work... 
thanks veejay and denise!!! she loves to watch her mom post. in fact, shes supposed to be breastfeeding now, instead she's whipped her neck around backwards to look at the site.
Got me! I saw the title of your post, clicked on it and saw your adorable baby girl's face and was ready to WHOOP SOME A$$ . . . it seems that just a firm whack on the wrist with a spatula should teach your man to watch himself.
But yeah, learn how to make that banana pudding.
My hubby would NEVER cheat on me. He doesn't like cake... doesn't ever try any when I make it. But I do have him reigned in tightly with my chocolate chip cookies and creme brulee.
Gotta say that if I DO ever catch him tasting some little floozy's cake, we'll go rounds for sure.
Joining the crowd, here!
We went shopping yesterday, and my fiance said "those cookies look really good, maybe..."
"Do you ever want cookies from me again?"
"Yes... okay, I'll wait."
So, was he going to cheat, or was he trying to pressure me to bake extra cookies???
Zmama,
It's JUST like a man to totally check out the competition right in front of his woman. You know . . . in the early stages of a relationship, the guy would never even think of looking at another baked good. Then it gets comfortable and you might catch him sneaking a peek in a window of a bakery as you pass by. Then, after more than a year, he starts blatantly checking out the sweet stuff and gets bold enough to even comment to you . . . "those look good, huh?". When you get upset, he says that he's only human, he was just looking, no harm in that. Next thing you know he's going to come home from work with SOMEONE ELSE'S CRUMBS all over his face. Nip it in the bud now. You mentioned that it's your fiance . . . he needs to learn that your marriage won't tolerate cookie infidelity. Be strong. You can get through this.
Zmama,
It's JUST like a man to totally check out the competition right in front of his woman. You know . . . in the early stages of a relationship, the guy would never even think of looking at another baked good. Then it gets comfortable and you might catch him sneaking a peek in a window of a bakery as you pass by. Then, after more than a year, he starts blatantly checking out the sweet stuff and gets bold enough to even comment to you . . . "those look good, huh?". When you get upset, he says that he's only human, he was just looking, no harm in that. Next thing you know he's going to come home from work with SOMEONE ELSE'S CRUMBS all over his face. Nip it in the bud now. You mentioned that it's your fiance . . . he needs to learn that your marriage won't tolerate cookie infidelity. Be strong. You can get through this.
I know, I know. We've been together a year next week, and he's checking out the cookies already. I know he won't do the cake, but I haven't got him hooked on other baked goods yet. I fear he may cheat in truth at Christmas, instead of just looking. All those pies just staring at him, how can a man resist? And the butterscotch fudge his sister makes, I may even cheat with that.
I've gotten even, though. His mom's boyfriend won't eat cake unless it's mine. He isn't even tempted by sub-quality cakes! "Oh, he only eats ice cream at birthday parties." Mwahaha! Then what happened to the quadruple-sized piece of cake he snuck out of the room, and the plate of crumbs afterward?
Ooohhh . . . the holidays. Wasn't even thinking about the temptation there. The holidays to us bakers are equivalent to a nudist beach off in the Caribbean somewhere. You may just have to give in and let him roam but once the new year hits, he had better give up his wandering ways. (Gotta say that as long as you're going to cheat, too, then your only option is to look the other way with him and hope that he doesn't smell the butterscotch on your breath!)
But mine isn't BAKED GOODS! It's just yummy, gooey fudge that melts in your mouth and Oh! She won't even share the recipe.
I promise I will keep pies and cakes and yummies at home for him, so he really doesn't have a reason to cheat.
If it's not baked goods, does it count?
Okay. You get a pass with the fudge. That's totally not cheating.
You know, I talk a good game, but my hubby rarely eats my sweets. And it's not like he doesn't have a sweet tooth . . . he can down an entire box of Entemann's chocolate dipped donuts and lives on Mountain Dew so he's not afraid of sugar. He's just very particular (apparently has an aversion to quality stuff) and never seems to be "in the mood" when I bake. Thank GOODNESS he has no qualms with pimping my stuff out to the people at work so I can bake up a storm and he'll get it out of the house for me.
I'm enjoying my Sunday, baking and reading this forum, thanks for the laugh guys!!
you guys, this is the funniest. I just showed my husband the this thread and he was crackin up!!! What is it that makes people who bake cakes so funny? Well all I know is that I'm getting my grandma and nana to send me their banana pudding recipes... 
you guys, this is the funniest. I just showed my husband the this thread and he was crackin up!!! What is it that makes people who bake cakes so funny? Well all I know is that I'm getting my grandma and nana to send me their banana pudding recipes...
I think that what makes people on this site so funny is the late hours everyone tends to keep - decorating well into the middle of the night . . . sleep deprivation makes us all slap happy, and the lack of sleep also makes everything just seem so funny. It's either that or the sugar that's continually coursing through our veins.
Lol this is hilarious. Mine DH just says cake is cake it all tastes the same to him (but he'll only eat mine or his grandma's mostly). Tea on the other hand was his cheat. A lady at work brought him different flavors daily until he switched shifts. I didn't care too much though because I hate making tea....lol.
And here I thought I was gonna get to read some Jerry Springer juice!
I have a really good and super easy banana pudding recipe!
I don't know, badgerang, I could totally see this on late night Springer TV. A hubby that's been coming home with someone elses crumbs on his face, the scent of vanilla on his hands when all you've been baking lately is chocolate . . . Jerry would have to bring in the guys from the lab to do some testing to find out the origins of the contents of his stomach. And when the results come in and they find out he's been sampling someone else's goodies, chairs would start flying for sure. There's always couples counseling . . . but it would be hard to ever rebound from such a betrayal.
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