Funniest E-Mail (For The Ladies)!!!

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Cake_Mooma Posted 23 Aug 2007 , 2:17pm
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This is an e-mail my sis sent me today. She has a full-time job out of the house, and I am the full-time stay at home mom. So I think she not my husband would have traded with me. She likes to remind me how lucky I am.

Enjoy,

Vicky
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DEFINITELY THIS IS THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR 2007!!!!!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while
his wife Stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while
my wife Merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through,
so please Allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
set out Their school clothes,fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches, drove Them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to The cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit,&
went grocery Shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid
the bills and Balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1P.M. And he hurried to make the beds,
do the Laundry,vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument withThem on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their Homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did The ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, Breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded the Laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores
weren't finished,he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed To get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed andSaid:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
wrong to envy my Wife's' being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh!
Please, let us Trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to Change things back to the way they were. You'll just have
to wait nine Months, though. You got pregnant last night." thumbs_up.gif

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michellenj Posted 23 Aug 2007 , 2:19pm
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Too funny! Then he'll be expected to nurse and be up all night in addition to all the chores, AND get right back into shape!

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jen1977 Posted 23 Aug 2007 , 2:39pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Shamitha Posted 23 Aug 2007 , 3:51pm
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icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif. Thank you for sharing this. icon_biggrin.gif

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Cake_Mooma Posted 27 Aug 2007 , 5:11pm
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I thought it was too funny. I felt the need to share. icon_lol.gif

Vicky

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