RisqueBusiness, you are HILARIOUS! Congrats on getting your home (and sanity) back!
Hahahahaa!!! 
Who says cake decorators are sane???
Can't prove it by me!! 
Yeah, ladies!!!
And why is it, that right when I'm like MOST exhausted, and I've decorated two cakes, and baked off like 2 cheesecakes, they start yelling, "What's for supper? You're in there cooking anyway..."
This reminds me of when I was selling Home Interior products. I had 3 home shows 3 nights in a row. The third night my son, I think he was 3 at the time, asked me if I had made supper for them that night. I said no that Daddy was going to make supper for them again. He turned to my husband and said, "Dad, do we have to have cereal, AGAIN!?!?!?!" 
That's my sweetie's idea of cooking. We live out in the boonies or he'd have the pizza place on speed dial. 
Men have no clue. (He's also been known to flip a dirty shirt inside out to wear it a second time.) Thank goodness my son likes helping me cook. I'll make a future daughter-in-law proud of him someday!
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