Hi y'all!! I heard this great joke on my way home from work today. I think you'll like it.
A young girl was in the city square sharing her knowledge of the Bible. A non-believer saw her and said to his friend "Let's go have some fun". They walked over to the young girl and the guy asked her, "Hey! Honey, do you believe everything you read in that book?". The young girl answered him with "Yes, I sure do". He asked her again and this time with more emphasis "You believe EVERYTHING in that book?". She again answered "Yes, of course I do". He went on to ask her, "So you believe in the story of Jonah and the whale?". The young girl answered him "Yes, I do". He then asked her "You really believe that a whale swallowed a man and he lived inside the whale?". Once again she replied "Yes, I do". He then asks her "So how did Jonah manage to live inside of the whale?". She said "I don't know but I'll be sure to ask Jonah when I get to Heaven". Finally the man asked her "What if Jonah didn't go to Heaven?". She replied "Well then, you can ask him!"
LOL I thought that was so funny when I heard it. I hope y'all enjoyed it.
Susan
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