Okay there is a competition for the hospital I work out - the prize being 2 tickets and hotel stay in Queensland (kind of like florida). I am so desperat efor a holiday you cant imagine.
We have to suggest a new name for a cafe/cafeteria that is opening up at the hospital.
Can anyone give me good suggestions?
I thought of "House of God" - named after the Samuel Shem book (one of my favourite) but its a bit esoteric and despite most doctors thinking they are god it wont go far...
I want to suggest something with a medical slant.... The other cafe they own in the building is called Alf's Cafe so its not exactly the most exciting.
Please help me!
This may seem a little lame, but how about Cafe' STAT?
*bows head gratiously* thank you. I thought it would sound kind of lame, but if anyone's like me, the lamer the better in my opinion hehe
Okay, I know this is gonna sound corny, but it's all I can think of! It's kind of stuck in my head and it won't go away!
What about just calling it the "cafeteria"? But instead of writing it just like that, put the emphasis on the "ER" portion of the word (was going to attach a pic of what I meant, but cannot attach a file here... 
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Maybe this will give you the idea:
cafetERia
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