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wgoat5 Posted 1 Aug 2007 , 12:18pm
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The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


What's for dinner?
Can I help you with dinner?
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Here, have some wine.

Are you wearing that?
Wow, you sure look good in brown!
WOW! Look at you!
Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?
Could we be overreacting?
Here's my paycheck.
Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?
I hope you didn't over-do it today.
I've always loved you in that robe!
Here, have some wine.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Forward this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...

and men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks but Chocolate SINGS!!!

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming --
"WOW--What a Ride!"

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littleredtonya Posted 1 Aug 2007 , 2:32pm
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OMG!! That is too funny icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
I am printing it off right now to give my hubby


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JanH Posted 1 Aug 2007 , 5:08pm
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Christi, that wouldn't be so funny, if it weren't so TRUE!!!! (ROFLMAO)

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wgoat5 Posted 1 Aug 2007 , 6:51pm
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LMAO I know Jan, and I just thought oh I better share this with all my CC buddies icon_biggrin.gif

cause you know....women rule !! :d :LOL:

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michellenj Posted 2 Aug 2007 , 3:26am
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Nearly all of those apply to me right now!

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MommyBunny Posted 2 Aug 2007 , 4:20pm
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That is too cute...Thanks for sharing


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sparklineagle Posted 3 Aug 2007 , 2:54am
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Love this...its very funny and made me smile

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sarahnichole975 Posted 3 Aug 2007 , 7:31am
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I'm ready for my wine now, thank you!!! Too funny!

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scgriffiths Posted 3 Aug 2007 , 11:47am
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Thanks for the laugh!!!!

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manderfrog Posted 3 Aug 2007 , 8:25pm
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This is so hilarious. I am going to laminate it and put it on the mirror in my husband's bathroom!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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wgoat5 Posted 4 Aug 2007 , 2:50am
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If it made you laugh it made me smile icon_smile.gif

Have a great weekend all!

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