HOOOOFREAKINRAY!!!!!!
Sorry to those moms who sent their babies off this year and are sad.....BUT I JUST GOT MY FIRST GRADER AND EIGTH GRADER THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!!!! 
I've waited two and a half loooooooooong months for this day!!!! 
Hey Twinsy, so good to have you back but I kinda liked you without your sanity! Do you think you could lose it once in a while? 
HOOOOFREAKINRAY!!!!!!
Sorry to those moms who sent their babies off this year and are sad.....BUT I JUST GOT MY FIRST GRADER AND EIGTH GRADER THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
I've waited two and a half loooooooooong months for this day!!!!
1) WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! see my ticker below!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!! '
2) -- BACK?? I didn't know you even had any sanity to regain!!!!! are you sure you just haven't moved to a semi-dellusional state? (hey you left the door open!!!)
Your not alone twins!! I think I could have done cartwheels in the front yard when I got home from taking them their first day on Monday!!!! My boys are 15, 13, 10...This past month, they have gotten on each others nerves...and all they have done is fought! 
So it's nice to have the peace and quite back! Maddie can actually take a nap and not be woken up!!!
geee thanks folks....no sympathy for the teachers who get them for the next 10 months!!!
My kid behaves for the teachers believe it or not.
I do feel bad for the teachers though, I could never do it.
LOL mbelgard!! My boys always get rave reviews from their teachers on what polite, quite, hardworking students they are...and I'm like HUH? 
You are talking about my boys right??
geee thanks folks....no sympathy for the teachers who get them for the next 10 months!!!
My kid behaves for the teachers believe it or not.
I do feel bad for the teachers though, I could never do it.
LOL mbelgard!! My boys always get rave reviews from their teachers on what polite, quite, hardworking students they are...and I'm like HUH?
You are talking about my boys right??
That's what I say. I really have trouble believing that he behaves so well at school. When he started kindergarten we were really worried and even the vice principal was telling us how well behaved he was.
ok...so I learned something today.....Im not gonna have ANY sanity until these twins are outta here!!! OMG! 
....but I will say I can cancel my anger management classes now that mouth 1 and 2 are not here!!!
as for my original sanity state.... 
ummm, Doug I'd looove to feel sory for you and all the other teachers....but like my grandma told me when I complained about having kids...."you signed up for the job" 
....although I must say I used to feel for the kindergarten teacher...there is no way I would take a room full of 20 of my little heathens.....but now it definitely goes for those that have 20 of my mouth of the south hormonnal puberty hitting crackily voiced pain in the ass....I think they may be more crazy than I am for taking that job!!!
Doug -
Just have to say I feel your pain...except I also teach (well, teacher assistant...but same thing in our school...only less pay!) in the summer!!!!!!
One week off every month in the summer....that's it!!!! 
ummm, Doug I'd looove to feel sory for you and all the other teachers....but like my grandma told me when I complained about having kids...."you signed up for the job"
and right back at you!!!
as my mom said:
"you made your bed*, now lie in it!"
(*couldn't possibly have been referring to my real, never-made bed! )
ummm, Doug I'd looove to feel sory for you and all the other teachers....but like my grandma told me when I complained about having kids...."you signed up for the job"
and right back at you!!!
as my mom said:
"you made your bed*, now lie in it!"
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...HELL NO.... thats what got me all these kids i the first place!!!
twinsline and doug, you are so funny. Michigan changed the start date where I live this year, it's not till September 5. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! They just tacked on 10 minutes extra to the day to make up for it.
omg...my children would NEVER have made it had that been the case here!!!
ummm, Doug I'd looove to feel sory for you and all the other teachers....but like my grandma told me when I complained about having kids...."you signed up for the job"
and right back at you!!!
as my mom said:
"you made your bed*, now lie in it!"
]
...HELL NO.... thats what got me all these kids i the first place!!!
OH YOU NAUGHTY GIRL!!!!
LISA! or MOUSE or...... time move this to the "Naughty" threads!!!!
LISA! or MOUSE or...... time move this to the "Naughty" threads!!!!
we can't say hell?
My 33 year old DH started band camp Monday!!! School starts at the end of the month
Talk about a happy dance!!! Love him and all but, honey get out of my kitchen!!
OMG ROTFLMAO !!! I never thought about it sounding that way last night when I typed it.
Yes he is the director. (Any idea how many times I have heard "This one time at band camp..."
Mine don't go till Sept. I am already listed as a bad mommy, for raising a stink because they won't tell me what time my Kindergartener's day starts.
The school is so crowded they are staggering classes so she'll start at 8am or 9am depending on which teacher she got. My other kid starts Preschool at the other end of town at 9am. Rather impossible for me to get 2 kids to school at 9am at opposite ends of town (neither takes them early) so I need to know NOW if she is in the 9am class.... NOT 2 days before school starts! ARRGGHHH
My kids start school only on the 31st. But I can't wait!! You can tell that they can't wait either, They're constantly saying: I don't know what to do... I'm bored... usually when it's August they're bored. Sometimes I feel that 2 months off school is too much, and sometimes I don't.
I feel for the teacher though. Here, they have big class rooms of 30 kids. And some teachers get all the kids with problems in one class room. (autism, ADD and so on) and I know they don't have time to get one on one with kids anymore, so I'm worrying about my Dyslexic daugther. My oldest is starting high school this year that worries me also. The only child I'm not worrying about this year is my 8 y-o that goes in 3rd grade. that should be a breeze...
I feel for the teacher though. Here, they have big class rooms of 30 kids.
Is that even for elementary school? My second grader gets 2 certified teachers and no more than 25 kids in a room, normally it's under 20 a room. It's a public school.
I feel bad for your teachers too.
Wow... feel the love lol. My boys both go back on the 31st. I always scold the school that they get them too long and I don't get them enough! By the way, they are 13 and 16 hellions and I love to hang out with them. (as we say in this family... the fruit doesn't rot far from the tree)
OMG! I have a girl (9th) and boy (5th) that just went back and I have to say that I'm so excited to have my living room back WITHOUT a fort built in the middle of it with all of my couch cushions and pillows in the floor!!!!! Even getting up at 7:00 again is worth it!!!!
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