Forwarded to me by a friend...
"I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her no, that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and if that was why I was in intensive care and I told her no, that I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my hind end when a car hit me."
LOL!
Thanks for the great story!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! 
That is too funny! I couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell my co-worker without busting up!!
Thank you so much for a great laugh and wonderful way to start the day!!
That's hilarious!! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair!!
Thanks!
OMG I love it 
I wish I had the never to do that!!!!!
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