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dinkadoo Posted 16 Jul 2006 , 11:43pm
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I don't post here often, but I'm making it a point to share in the future, starting with this funny story about Whitney...the dog in my image. Thursday the 6th was my 4th anniversary and I also had a wedding cake due for Saturday. I had my cakes all baked and hidden in very high places so she wouldn't eat them while my husband and I were out to dinner. I also left a pound of butter on the counter to soften for the next day's decorating. BIG MISTAKE!!! We get home from dinner on Thursday and I walk in the back door through the laundry room and see my pound of butter on the family room floor. 2 sticks still in the box, but .....lets just say....gross! 1 other stick had obviously been consumed and we assumed that the other had also because there was no sign of it anywhere......forward to Friday.....the cakes are decorated and we're expecting my husband's stepbrother, wife and 2 children for an overnight visit while my nephew's baseball team plays in a tournament in town. I'm at the kitchen table all afternoon making gumpaste flowers and my little "butterbean" Whitney trots through the kitchen with a big sore on the top of her nose. I know that this means that she has "hidden" something somewhere....she gets the sore from rubbing on bedspreads etc...trying to hide goodies in the pillows etc...I think to myself...hmmmmm...BUTTER!!!! she didn't hide anything in the family room couch because I've been close by all day and would have noticed, I go upstairs and check all of the beds because afterall, we're having houseguests and it would be just delightful for them to find a stick of butter in their beds when they go to sleep....no luck....no butter in the beds so I give up my search and go back to my gumpaste. My husband arrives home from work and questions me about the scab on little "buttercup's" nose...I told him I searched.....couldn't find anything buried anywhere. The guests arrive ....we're catching up on small talk and my husband's other brother calls and he takes the phone in the formal living room and notices the cushions on the couch in there are messed up.....he reaches under a pillow to straighten them and imagine what he found. He walks into the kitchen with an unrecognizable stick of butter in his hand...still in the wrapper, black dog hair and all stuck in it..one of the most disgusting things I ever saw....my sister in law says "WHAT IS THAT?????" We explained like only embarrassed dog parents could.......and had a huge laugh! Gotta love her!!!

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petitesweet Posted 16 Jul 2006 , 11:48pm
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Too funny! Love the dog!

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dinkadoo Posted 16 Jul 2006 , 11:54pm
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Yep, it sure beat the hot dog I found in the family room couch after camping a few years ago!

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petitesweet Posted 17 Jul 2006 , 12:02am
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Oh boy! A hot dog? ha ha

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ellepal Posted 17 Jul 2006 , 12:03am
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oh, how I can relate!!! aren't they worse than misbehaved kids??!!

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dinkadoo Posted 17 Jul 2006 , 12:06am
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Oh...wait....I didn't mention the pork roast or the corn cob (minus the holders, thank goodness) or the 15 cucumber plants she's eaten in the last 2 growing seasons....yep...still gotta buy my cukes at the store!

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momsandraven Posted 17 Jul 2006 , 12:06am
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That's so funny! I'm glad you were all able to laugh about it. My little beagle doesn't usually hide food, but she has made off with plenty of it when it was left unguarded or stashed. They certainly keep us on our toes, huh??

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dinkadoo Posted 17 Jul 2006 , 12:12am
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Believe it or not....I actually feed this dog twice a day.

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susieq76 Posted 17 Jul 2006 , 1:16pm
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Too funny! I have a 110 lb chocolate Lab named Samantha- who loves what else? Chocolate. She will not jump up on the counter if I leave a steak out! But a ziploc bag of Brownies? Gone- bag & all. Dogs can be so amusing....

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adven68 Posted 17 Jul 2006 , 1:19pm
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You must icon_lol.gifADORE this dog!

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Monica0271 Posted 17 Jul 2006 , 1:25pm
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Such a cute story. thumbs_up.gif I can tell you love your dog. Thank you for sharing.

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butterflyjuju Posted 18 Jul 2006 , 5:36am
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Boy am I so glad that my dog is only 4 lbs full grown and has absolutely no way of getting onto the counters short of someone putting him there....lol.

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rezzygirl Posted 18 Jul 2006 , 5:44am
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Cute story!! LOL

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Kazoot Posted 18 Jul 2006 , 5:50am
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Good Story!! Gotta love the doggie!!!!! LOL icon_lol.gif

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