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True story: On W.C. Fields tombstone it says, "All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia!"
Maybe you could do a play on those words? "All things considered, I'd rather......(fill in the blank)."
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My hubby's contribution (he does stand up comedy):
"I didn't know hell could be so frigid."
"Come back! The Viagra will kick in any minute!"
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