Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?
Lounge By oceanspitfire Updated 9 May 2007 , 3:32am by itsajeepthing0196
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were
dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to
tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do"
she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do
you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun
in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will send you
to jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten out today."
ummmm
dont know what to think about that one.
I just sent that to my dad . . he cracked up!!!!!!!
Thanks for the laugh.
TeeHeeHee. That is hilarious. It reminds me of my Dad's method of greeting perspective boyfriends. 
my husband had to call all of his friends and tell them!
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