And this is why parents drink!!
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
bed was
Nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope,
propped
Up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to Dad, with the worst
Premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the
letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with
My new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you,
I have
Been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I' am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
Will be very happy, she owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
Firewood for the whole winter, we share a dream of having many more
Children, Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really
Hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
other
People that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we
will
> Pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
she deserves it!
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
I'm
Sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
Grandchildren!
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted
To remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home
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