Mouse, that's funny. My daughter and I say the same thing Night, night sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite. If they do take a shoe and beat them until they're black and blue! I love it we say it everynight and if I forget, she says it to me. That is hilarious! I also call her Ladybug! How funny.
) I "STRONGLY DISLIKE" the name Missy for me personally.
I'm just kidding! 
A few my mom used to say to me:
Do you want a spanking? (I called her bluff on this one once and she called for my Dad! 
Needless to say, I never called her bluff again 
)
Playing in my messy room one day, she poked her head in and said, "would you just look at this mess!"
Fussing a grocery store one day, she said, "do you want to leave?" I said, "YES!" she did not know what to say to that one. 
It's hard to think of a lot of things my mom said because I was so sweet and innoent as a child. 
oops, err, I mean 
(chef's hat equals halo)
Joe
Hey there! Everyones quotes have been great. Really takes me back...
How about:
When the air conditioning or heat is on...
"Close the door, we're not cooling/heating the outdoors!"
"If no one is bleeding, fight your own battle." (my brother, sister and I used to fight constantly when we were younger...now we're the best of friends)
Youre crusin for a brusin.
My house, my rules.
I love you all the same.
While misbehaving in public. "You just wait till we get home!" followed by the mama glare. You never saw such angels. Nothing ever happened but the fear was enough.
THese are so fun to read!!! My mom and dad used to say, "stop crying before I give you something to cry about!" I was always so offended by that because in mymind I did have something to cry about or else I wouldn't be crying. NOW that I have a 3 1/2 year old, I find myself saying that to her a lot! I feel guilty but now I understand!!!! Sometimes a girls just gotta cry....still do!!!
"I brought you in, I can take you out!"
"what were you thinking....were you thinking?!?!"
"you are so beautiful!"
when others were talking bad about me...
"is it true?" ~no~ "well then, who cares what they say!!"
Is the project for us??? or what? the more I think about this the more interesting it seems.
Here are mine, they might already be covered here. I can relate to a lot of these already stated, "Do you want me to stop this car?"/"Do you want me to turn this car around?" (we were VERY bad in the car). "Wait until you have kids of your own!" "You think you have it bad .... when I was a kid ...". "You want me to give you something to cry about?!!!" My mother was full of these, I'm sure I'll think of more tonight when I'm lying in bed
WHEW! SarahJane, you gave me a scare! My MOM's name is Sarah Jane (spelled the same way), and I thought she had logged on to this web page and found me out! I've mentioned this web page to her, so it wouldn't be impossible. I felt like a kid getting caught with my hand in the cookie jar! LOL I sure am glad to see it's you and not my Mom. 
Momsandraven,
That's hilarious. I've met a lot of Sara Jeans but never a Sarah Jane It's a good name, but I can still hear my parents and grandparents (when I was in trouble-and that was a lot)---- SARAH JAAAAAANNNNNNEEEEE!!! I'm glad you didn't get "caught" either. If my mom got on here and read what I wrote, she'd say. "You deserved every one of those, you were such a bad kid, you owe me big time for all the stuff you put me through..." Come to think of it, I'm glad neither of us got caught.
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