Our oldest ds, almost 6, walked in the bathroom on me one day. I told him to leave because Mommy was going potty.
He turned & started to leave then stopped, turned around and asked, "Mommy, Why do girls sit down to pee, but boys stand up?"
I tried to muffle something out as fast as I could, and all I could say was, "Go ask your Father."
When I came out of the bathroom, I noticed my content son playing in his room.........................my husband answered his question with this: "....because boys have better aim than girls do."
I thought this was so cute & just wanted to share....anyone else have any stories?
When my son was 6-ish, I was making a pie, using the dough in the red box, of course! He asked "How did people make pie before they had refrigerators?" I said, "They made the dough themselves ..... they didn't buy it from the store." His eyes got really big and he said, "They DID??????????????????"
Ah.....the generation who grew up with microwaves!
This one is a little risque, but I was pounding chicken breasts one day and he wanted to do it. I told him no. He persisted and I kept saying no. At one point, he 'rephrased' his request and I burst out laughing and told him to go ask his dad if it was ok for him to do it next time. He goes running into the living room and says, "Dad, next time can I beat the meat?" The next thing I hear is my husband yelling, "DEBORAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL!! I love it!
My DD once asked me how people used to cook with no electricity...when I was a little girl!!! 
DS asked for milk one time and we were teasing him, asking what kind, did he want goat milk, or sheep milk, etc. He got frustrated and mad, so I said, you want cow milk, right? He said NO! I want regular milk. I WANT STORE MILK!!
HAHAHAHAHA mmdd!! When my 14 year-old was about 4....that was when Dominos Pizza had the commericals on all the time about buffalo wings. The buffaloes would fly around in the commericals.
So we took the boys to Land Between Lakes, a preservation of land here, and they have several buffaloes as a attraction there. My 4 year-old gets out of the car and looks confused after he saw them ...he said "Mom these buffaloes don't have wings!!!" HAHAHA!!! 
I am lauging so hard... those were cute stories. 
Children are so precious 
Oh where do I begin!
My daughter was about three or four she would see a horse and call them WHORES!! We changed it to HORSEY!
We try not to mystify Body parts so she knows the difference in males and females. Well My husband told her that God puts babies in Tummies. So she came up to me very upset one day and said " I don't want God to put a baby in my belly!"
Well now she knows that she must be married with a mom and dad to have a baby in the belly!
I think just the simple things crack me up. My six year old was talking about airbags the other day!
I have 3 kids. My 9 year DD was watching something with me one time and they showed a couple in bed kissing and obviously doing more even though you couldn't see it. My DD looked at me and said "have you and daddy ever done that?" I told her to go and ask her daddy! She never did - I wanted to hear his response.
DS asked for milk one time and we were teasing him, asking what kind, did he want goat milk, or sheep milk, etc. He got frustrated and mad, so I said, you want cow milk, right? He said NO! I want regular milk. I WANT STORE MILK!!
OMIGOSH ROFL! That is too cute!!!
When my oldest was about 6 he was complaining about not being allowed to play computer that day and I got annoyed and told him that we didn't have any computer until I was almost 9 so I didn't feel sorry. He looked at me with big eyes and asked "How did you use the internet?"
We lived in So Cal. One time for a day trip, my DD (then age 6-7)drove to San Diego and walked over into Mexico (about a 2 mile walk). We shopped, had lunch, had discussions about the poor children that had to beg to survive and had a most wonderous day. You have to walk back thru customs into the US. Our hands and arms where filled to the brim and I was trying to hold on to her. The line behind us was at least 30-40 people. As you go thru the customs area, they ask you "What is your citizenship?" My angel with her freckles and big blue eyes, raised her little sweet voice and loudly said "My citizenship is excellent, I even got an award at school". He was hysterical and so were the other 20 people who heard her yell it out!
when I was preg. with ds #2, I took ds #1(6yrs) to the obgyn with me, as we were leaving, he ask me mom, why do they have all those pictures of babies on the wall?
I told him that they were pics of all the babies that the doc. had delivered, he looked up at me and said " you mean we dont get to take the baby home from the hospital, we have to wait for the doc. to deliver him?
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