i had a real whack job as a customer today.
long story short she called me in a rant after her daughter picked her cake up saying she dispised that cake....man...that's pretty strong words!
and continued ranting...(truthfully i think it was sticker shock, she may have been expecting wal mart prices).
i told just bring it back...i'll give you a refund.
it was a horribly busy day....and i had a couple people call in for an emergancy order...but i was out of cake...(if old whacked in the head didn't take that slot i could have serviced them)....that hacked me off too.
anyhow when she brought the cake back i flatly told her not to bother ever comming back...i'm not real fond of wasting my time.
heres the kicker.........
i was so busy i barely had time to go to the bathroom all day...after she left i went in....
that's right boys and girls....i had wiped my upper lip or something after airbrushing and was sporting a nice little hitler mustache!
in navy blue.
i'll be your smurfy cake nazi.
I just want to say Congratulations for telling the customer to not come back anymore, and that they were wasting your time. I hope it inspires others here to think that way.
Theresa 
I'm sorry you had a rotten day, but thanks for the giggle!
I'm sorry about the evil customer! Good for you for telling her where to go! (or where not to go, lol)
TOO FUNNY about the "mustache!" 
littlecake, I'm sure you made that little blue mustache look good
ala Will Smith in Men in Black:
"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."
Since I'm doing quotes - here's one for that woman!
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
I do have to agree thanks for the laugh. But YOU GO GIRL 
you held it all day to here her #2 comments. Sorry but I wouldn't have been so nice. I won't say what I would have thought about doing. I am not sure what section you posted. My idea would be in the lounge Let's put it that way 
I am so sorry you had a bad day 
Chin up you did the right thing
Good story.... don't you wonder what she was thinking when she was talking to you?? Thanks for the giggle!
Thanks for the laugh for the day. You did a good job of telling her "how the cow ate the cabbage" as my mom would have said.
Life is too short to dance with ugly people. I'm sure you have plenty of good customers and don't need one like her.
You go girl!!!
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