Have to do office cake and boss wants funny saying for her asst. The college has been on the verge of closing several times over the last few months and someone donated monies to keep it from closing. Graduate thought she would have to transfer with 2 classes left. She is graduating this weekend. Need funny saying.

"Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't." - Author Pete Seeger


"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance." - Derek Bok, former president of Harvard University and author


"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm." - Vince Lombardi

"You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom." - Proverb

Kinda long...but:

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. - Dr. Seuss

or

The tassel's worth the hassle.

or (not really funny, but neat)

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
- Sydney J. Harris

thanks much!

Graduation... The end of a 12 year depression!

didn't realize it was for college. You could put however many years they attended for!

I'M OUTTA HERE!

Molly2

I love Molly's.............

I AM OUTTA HERE!!!!!

I would have one for high school....

but this probably wouldn't apply for this lady, unless she really didn't like going there:

Been there, done that, hated every minute of it

(I once saw that on a t-shirt while out shopping & it had a pic of a graduation cap next to it )

thanks a bunch guys! 60 brings a lot of brain farts when you are doing a lot of cakes. You are terrific!

Ooohhhh here's some if it's not too late:

I'm a gratulate and no plnty!
One wise old owl.