Is there enough room for me too? I'll bring some banana daquiris and a couple of cute firemen from my station- they are all CPR trained!! I think they'd make great life guards!! Anything else we need- stuff for the grill maybe? Maybe kayday will fing one of my guys to her liking and leave that poor cabana boy alone for awhile- he needs a break!!
Did someone say firemen?!?!
<shoos lifeguards away>
He-lp! He-lp!
<in my best Scarlett O'hara voice>
Gosh Priscilla........you're awfully fickle aren't you? Guess you think we'll take your leftover lifeguards so you can move on to the firemen, eh? 
Sweetsbycheryl, there's always room for one more in this cesspool. Make sure you bring a little extra ice. All this steam in the pool is melting mine. Kayday's melted long ago. Poor cabana boy is hardly able to sit up and take nourishment. 
Diane
Sure, I'll bring more ice!! My firemen are ready. willing and able!!
I have to warn you, they're awfully young and full of energy to burn!! How about it kayday? Priscilla, they're all yours!! Someone feed the poor cabana boy, will ya?
hey, I found a pic of those firemen
*fans flames*
http://www.flogshit.blogger.com.br/firemen.jpg
you all have me laughing so hard that my daughter thinks I'm crazy!! Can I borrow a lifeguard, too?!?!
Would think it would depend on whether you bring any beverages to the party. We're probably getting low again. Time to fire up the grill again also. Lifeguards aren't mine but surely Priscilla would let you borrow one.
She seems to be fairly generous with them.
I hate to say anything but has anyone seen the cabana boy lately?
Diane
I have a huge pitcher of rum runners!! Anyone care for a drink?
hey, I found a pic of those firemen
*fans flames*
http://www.flogshit.blogger.com.br/firemen.jpg
HOLY JUMP UP JOHNNY! I don't know if we can handle those firemen. I'm getting a mite bit old for this. Will have to turn my oxygen up a couple of liters. WOW! 
Bring on the Rum Runners plus we might think about putting a little protein in them for strength.
Didn't think it would come to this but I'm about to call SC and thank them for getting this party together....................NOT! It's a thought..............
Diane
hey, I found a pic of those firemen
*fans flames*
http://www.flogshit.blogger.com.br/firemen.jpg
I think I just burst into flames!
I think I just burst into flames!
Hey boys, I think you need to come put this girl's fire out
Please??? 
I have to warn you though, I suffer from chronic spontaneous human combustion....so these boys are going to be busy over here for a while...
Could someone bring me another pitcher of strawberry margaritas over here? A few of my fireman friends just went to go get another...ummmm...HOSE.
Now you guys see why I'm a dedicated member of my fire dept.- being a lady firefighter has its perks!!! Someone pass me one of those rum runners, and then I'll go work the bar for awhile so that kayday can go play with my friends!! Did anyone feed the cabana boy yet?
Feed him??? I haven't found him yet. KayDay wants to keep him to herself, she can feed the little cutie. Shrimp cocktails coming up.....Are the steaks on the grill yet? I can't do all this cooking by myself although I have heard that is the way to a man's stomach (and check out the stomachs on those bad boys).
This rum runner is tasting pretty darn good..............
Diane
Hey delightsbyE- I am only about an hour from you!! My better half works in Hagerstown, off of 70 on Business Parkway- I'm up your way alot!! Nice to meet a neighbor here in the cesspool!!
Hey delightsbyE- I am only about an hour from you!! My better half works in Hagerstown, off of 70 on Business Parkway- I'm up your way alot!! Nice to meet a neighbor here in the cesspool!!
I'd love to invite you to our REAL pool except it's closed for the season now that school is back in session, but stop by and say howdy some time! We'll do margaritas! I know a great spot!
Feed him???
I haven't found him yet. KayDay wants to keep him to herself, she can feed the little cutie. Shrimp cocktails coming up.....Are the steaks on the grill yet? I can't do all this cooking by myself although I have heard that is the way to a man's stomach (and check out the stomachs on those bad boys). This rum runner is tasting pretty darn good..............
Diane
Making mojito-glazed salmon on the grill over here!
Oh my my my! With all the hot lifeguards and fireman I just can't decide whether I'm drowning or my house is burning down! LOL Either way I'm taking the plunge into the cesspool...hope someone saved me a drink!
Oh my my my! With all the hot lifeguards and fireman I just can't decide whether I'm drowning or my house is burning down! LOL Either way I'm taking the plunge into the cesspool...hope someone saved me a drink!
One drink and one shrimp cocktail coming up.................Don't be crying wolf or committing any pyromaniac stunts either...........
Diane
Gosh Priscilla........you're awfully fickle aren't you?
Diane
Fickle is such an unflattering term...I prefer flexible or adaptable... 
Cheryl, can we arrange a CC field trip to your station? We'll bring cake and cookies...
I'm sure the guys would love a visit from CC!! They keep me busy enough making goodies for them- you know what they say- the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!! DelightsbyE- next summer you and I will get together for the real deal!!
I'm sure the guys would love a visit from CC!! They keep me busy enough making goodies for them- you know what they say- the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!!
DelightsbyE- next summer you and I will get together for the real deal!!
Wait just a darn minute.........does this mean that next summer the two of you are going to hog all these firemen in a real pool???? 
There just doesn't seem to be any fairness in this. Can we all come????
Diane
Heck Diane, if it gets me a fireman I'll go light a match right now and find something to burn.....hmmmm, I work in a wood shop too, I'm sure I can find something around here somewhere...
Ummmmm, does a candle count??? Help! Help! My candle's on fire!!! Save me! Save me!
Btw, any Rum Runners left???
Pesky children keep taking me away from the pool party with such trivial requests for food and water and diaper changes. Sheesh! Can't the see mommy wants to play with the firemen?!
Ummmmm, does a candle count??? Help! Help! My candle's on fire!!! Save me! Save me!
choking......
losing oxygen....
passing out....
need....
C....
P....
R....
Just got back from the grocery store and I'm suffering from heat exhaustion. Does that require CPR??? I'm sure it does.
Was a wreck on Main Street (town population 2140) as I came home. I took a look at our volunteer firemen. They sure look sad next to these. Ours look a little old, out of shape, and married...........
Must get this fun out of my system. I have three cakes to do for Saturday.
Diane
I'm sure the guys would love a visit from CC!! They keep me busy enough making goodies for them- you know what they say- the way to a man's heart is through his stomach!!
DelightsbyE- next summer you and I will get together for the real deal!!Wait just a darn minute.........does this mean that next summer the two of you are going to hog all these firemen in a real pool????
Yep - Lifeguards, TOO
There just doesn't seem to be any fairness in this. Can we all come????
Diane
NOPE!!!!!
i've got a fresh batch of rum runners right here!!
Put a couple of candles in mine, I need to make a wish 
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