ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
my favorite so far: WEIRD tiresome fools !
but they were all great..... thanks for the laughter, folks
Sorry, OP, you got a WEIRD tiresome fool for a client.
AMy sides are aching with laughter. I just love it when you all get the bit between your teeth and run with it. I would love to add to it, but never can think of something until it is said by someone else. You've honed it to a fine art!
i would ask the lady to find a fresh food that lasts for a month in the fridge. hot dogs and cheese don't count. they are not fresh foods. reply that if she had told you that she was going to save it, you wouild have instructed her in the proper way to freeze and thaw the cake, but there is no way that anyone can guarantee the quality of a food item that has been refrigerated and out of your hands for a month.
i would also add:
WHINGING TROUBLESOME FOOL!
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