Not Sure Why I Thought Of This, But....

Lounge By d3sc3n7 Updated 22 Jul 2010 , 10:05am by d3sc3n7

d3sc3n7 Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 1:48am
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So...I'm sitting here baking cakes, and it occurred to me. What is the nastiest cake I could make? Would still have to look great, but taste horrible.

Some of my thoughts were to add something like BBQ sauce, instead of water/milk..etc. Maybe some odd extracts...(I found beer extract!)

You could really do some work with the BC...like using buttermilk instead!


Am I crazy? Probably

but what would you do?

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Doug Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:07am
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instead of cream cheese frosting.

Limburger cheese frosting (of course gas masks also required)

tree leches Tabasco?

d3sc3n7 Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:09am
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Hey Doug...how did I know you, of anyone, would find this thread?!

thatslifeca Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:18am
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EWWWWWW you guys are gross!!!!!!!!!!! BUT funny lmao!

tinygoose Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:25am
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Eeewwweee, how about fish sauce instead of water, from the Asian isle of the market, for those trout in a pan cakes.


Ohhhh, there are so many good ones. icon_evil.gificon_evil.gif

Doug Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:37am
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Originally Posted by d3sc3n7

Hey Doug...how did I know you, of anyone, would find this thread?!




LOL

Limburger not a stretch .. my mother loved to eat it with pickled pigs feet!

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cod liver oil in place of veggie oil?

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d3sc3n7 Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:39am
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Hmm, how bout we liquefy some anchovies in the food processor, and use them for the liquid?

Doug Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:41am
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Originally Posted by d3sc3n7

Hmm, how bout we liquefy some anchovies in the food processor, and use them for the liquid?




::gag:: ::wretch::

so...

the recipe is now:

pureed anchovies or anchovy paste --- that can be the filling.

cake batter has fish sauce in place of water, and cod liver oil in place of veggie oil

frosting will be Limburger cheese (crusting)

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well the cats in the neighborhood will certainly love this cake!

TandTHarrell Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:45am
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Don't forget to puree the chitterlings!!!!!

d3sc3n7 Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:53am
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"chitlins" hun Tand....I'm sure we can fit pig guts in there somewhere

TandTHarrell Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 2:55am
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YEP!!!!! lol... with hog head cheese for the fillin!!!!!! or make a trip to Korea and get a Puff fish!!!!!!

Karen421 Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 3:09am
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Puree catfish with buttercream of tarter filling!

TandTHarrell Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 3:14am
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Gross Karen!!!!!

d3sc3n7 Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 3:56am
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Ok, so we can do a 3 tier cake.

Tier 1: pureed anchovies or anchovy paste --- that can be the filling.
for the filling


Tier 2: Don't forget to puree the chitterlings!!!!!


Tier 3: Puree catfish with buttercream of tarter filling!



The whole cake has: cake batter has fish sauce in place of water, and cod liver oil in place of veggie oil

frosting will be Limburger cheese (crusting)

PiccoloChellie Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 4:36am
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Don't forget to add a huitlacoche bead border!

d3sc3n7 Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 4:44am
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Ok Piccolo, not gonna lie. I had to google it to find out what it was. But YES! We can so do that too.

Doug Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 11:58am
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haggis!!! maybe use one as the topper????

d3sc3n7 Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 10:03pm
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All kinds of animal insides in this one, huh?

Herekittykitty Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 10:11pm
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Rocky Mountain oyster boarder? Maybe alternate with the huitlacoche for different sized "beads"?

Since this cake is going to need it, maybe a little pepto in the icing for some nice decorative piping?

JulieMN Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 11:15pm
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Originally Posted by Herekittykitty

Since this cake is going to need it, maybe a little pepto in the icing for some nice decorative piping?




That seems like a good plan!

poohsmomma Posted 21 Jul 2010 , 11:47pm
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Or we could just use hominy as a ball border.

strathmore Posted 22 Jul 2010 , 1:57am
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I reckon better would be to do a great tasting cake wreck. We should do a cake wreck category/competition for perfectly executed ugly cake wrecks if you get what I mean but I suppose the gross cake section covers that.

d3sc3n7 Posted 22 Jul 2010 , 2:46am
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Ok KittyKitty...your "oyster" plan just blew this thing out of the water...thats all kinds of wrong...I love it

JanH Posted 22 Jul 2010 , 4:10am
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Originally Posted by d3sc3n7


You could really do some work with the BC...like using buttermilk instead!




A member has recommended buttermilk for a less sweet b/c:

http://cakecentral.com/cake-decorating-ftopict-688984-buttermilk.html
(Includes b/c recipe.)

And another member has an ABC recipe which uses buttermilk:

http://cakecentral.com/cake-decorating-ftopict-689073-.html

HTH

d3sc3n7 Posted 22 Jul 2010 , 10:05am
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[quote="JanH"]

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Originally Posted by d3sc3n7



A member has recommended buttermilk for a less sweet b/c:


HTH




Hmm, I can't stand the stuff...I guess it could work though. Thanks Jan

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