I Just Had To Post This Here..

Lounge By loriemoms Updated 26 Feb 2010 , 3:15am by Adevag

loriemoms Posted 26 Feb 2010 , 2:36am
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I had to post this joke here, it just seem to fit in the business section

The owner of a small farm was being investigated for allegedly not paying workers proper wages
"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them" demanded the interview agent
"Well," replied the farmer "There is my farm hand who has been with me for three years. I pay him 200 dollars a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her 150.00 a week plus free room and board"
"Then there is the half wit who works about 18 hours a day, and does 90 percent of the work around here. He makes about 10.00 a week and pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night."
"THAT'S the guy I want to talk, the half-wit!"said the agent.
The farmer replied "that would be me."

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Mrs-A Posted 26 Feb 2010 , 2:41am
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heheheh.... old scuba divers joke, how do you make a million dollars in the dive industry? buy a dive shop for $2mil

jillmakescakes Posted 26 Feb 2010 , 2:58am
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I got the naughty version of that joke a while back- it included the line (about the half-wit) "and he screws my wife occasionally."

bettinashoe Posted 26 Feb 2010 , 3:01am
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...and if I only drank, that would be me! Too funny; thanks for posting this. It made my day.

LaBellaFlor Posted 26 Feb 2010 , 3:03am
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Mike posted that joke! Hey, where is Mike?

Adevag Posted 26 Feb 2010 , 3:15am
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Yes, so many CC'ers are missing.
Mrs-A, your signature quote really makes me miss Jamie too.

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