How Hilarious Is This?

Business By jillmakescakes Updated 24 Jul 2009 , 11:38pm by Doug

jillmakescakes Posted 23 Jul 2009 , 11:53pm
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This is word-for-word the email that I received from my "Contact Us" page on my website:

"a hello kitty cake or a peace sign cake"

Nothing more, nothing less.

WTF!!!!! icon_eek.gif

CC'er who comes up the with best story to go with this email gets bonus points (i'm not sure what the points are used for, but you'll get 'em)

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playingwithsugar Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 12:17am
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Introducing the latest in Rorschach Inkblot Testing

( just in case someone doesn't know what they are http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_inkblot_test )

If you see Hello, Kitty, you are a conservative female girly-girl. If you see a peace sign, you're a pot-smoking left wing radical male.

That is all.

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indydebi Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 12:26am
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dupl

indydebi Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 12:26am
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THem: "A Hello-Kitty or peace sign cake"

Me: "What about them?"

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Them: "A Hello-Kitty or peace sign cake"

Me: "Yes"

Doug Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 12:27am
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hello, my name is moonsparkle (tho' on my birth certificate it says Emma T. Space)

I was born in a commune in the hills of Sangria under the sign of Gemini.

My dad was a draft dodger who made a living selling tie-dyed silk-screened t-shirts to the tourists who came to our commune to purchase the mary jane plants we had for sale.

My mom raised Naneki Neko cats to sell as good luck charms. She like to dress them up too. Here's a photo of one: http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/uploads/2007/07/sadkitty.jpg . When I was little she used to dress me so the cats and I matched. I still have a thing for pink hair bows.

Mom and I left the commune after dad sold a shirt that had some kind of seeds in the pocket to a really nasty guy who said dad was going to be put away for a long time. At least they didn't say they were going to put him down like we had to do to my dog are the cats attacked him.

Haight Asbury was a great place to move to. Mom soon opened up cat shop where everything was all about cats, called "Hello, Big ...." The locals kept referring to my mom as the woman who managed the cat house. She sure had a lot of friends both male and female.

It was right next door to a tattoo parlor. The guy who owned even gave me my first tattoo for free. It was a BIG peace sign right there in the middle of my tummy. Tho' getting the belly button colored in did hurt a bit.

On the other side was a plumbing shop. Everyone was always going in to buy water pipes. Boy they must have had real problems with the pipes at home.

I guess I should have been more careful when the tattoo guy said he wanted to give me a special tattoo that wouldn't hurt a bit. My daughter, Kitty, was a real surprise. I had to quit school to take care of her.

Mom made me find a job. Since dad had taught me how to do tie-dye and silk-screening, I went to work for a local t-shirt shop. Good thing too, as I got to use all the misprints to make clothes for me and Kitty.

I"m about to turn 60 and now that dad is back in my life and mom's doing ok too, tho' she doesn't have as many friends as before, and Kitty has gotten an MBA from Stanford, I'd really like to have a cake that would be not just for me but for my whole family.

I just can't decide what to get tho'

Should I get one for mom and my daughter or one for my dad.

So I guess I want either....

a hello kitty cake or a peace sign cake.

CakeForte Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 1:01am
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lol

cakeschmake Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 3:54am
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Nice, Doug! thumbs_up.gif

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I can't even begin to compete with that story!

jillmakescakes Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 12:05pm
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Ok Doug, I couldn't resist :

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


(its from Billy Madison, of course)

tcakes65 Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 1:48pm
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This got my day started with a great laugh. That was great, Doug!

CakesByLJ Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 2:43pm
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Doug.... I am seriously worried about you~!

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cylstrial Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 4:41pm
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Too funny! Seriously though, what a strange message to get from a potential customer.

sari66 Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 8:26pm
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Doug that was priceless!! icon_biggrin.gifthumbs_up.gif

Doug Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 9:14pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CakesByLJ

Doug.... I am seriously worried about you~!

icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif Emma T. Space Love it icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif




husband: Philip D. Space

Daughter: Opean Space

Son: Blhanq Space

Dog: Owter Space

CakesByLJ Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 9:36pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Doug

Quote:
Originally Posted by CakesByLJ

Doug.... I am seriously worried about you~!

icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif Emma T. Space Love it icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif



husband: Philip D. Space

Daughter: Opean Space

Son: Blhanq Space

Dog: Owter Space




What about the cat - Mai Space



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Doug Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 10:21pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CakesByLJ

What about the cat - Mai Space



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LMAO!

now how did I miss that one.

oh, I know....

I hate cats! That's why.

but will definitely have to add it to the list!

Doug Posted 24 Jul 2009 , 11:38pm
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hi...

its moonsparkle again....

I just found a picture of mom and thought might like to see it.

http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/09/03/hello-kitty-tiara/


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doug here --

BTW: that site is dedicated to hating all things Hello Kitty -- but in exposing all things HK it's actually almost become an HK shrine!

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