The corner shop baker was a true artist when it came to making birthday cakes. One customer asked him "can you make a birthday cake for my wife, she's an optician?" He agreed and produced a birthday cake in the perfect detail of a winking eye.
His next customer said " can you make a birthday cake for my husband, he's a dentist." He agreed and produced a cake in the shape of an open mouth, including the teeth and tongue.
At that moment another customer began to leave his shop, when the baker asked "can I help you?" The lady turned and said"no, I don't think so,it's my husband birthday today, but he's a gynaecologist".
Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from wanting sex?
Its' called "Wedding Cake
True Story: Hubby called me from his work and said, "What kind of cake can you make for a blind guy?"
I said, "Anything I want because he wont' be able to tell if I did a good or bad job on it or not."
Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from wanting sex?
Its' called "Wedding Cake
lmao...i had some of that before...
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