Joke Of The Day

Lounge By dldbrou Updated 12 Feb 2009 , 12:44am by dragonflydreams

dldbrou Posted 10 Feb 2009 , 2:48pm
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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here?'

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'

4 replies
Larrimore Posted 11 Feb 2009 , 7:25pm
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Thank you sooo much for the laugh. I really needed it!

rezzygirl Posted 11 Feb 2009 , 8:22pm
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that's funny! THanks for a much needed laugh!!

Deb_ Posted 12 Feb 2009 , 12:26am
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Good one, hopefully I'll be able to remember it for work tomorrow. icon_wink.gif

dragonflydreams Posted 12 Feb 2009 , 12:44am
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. . . too funny . . . I had no idea where that was headed . . . thanx for the laugh . . .


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