If they don't admit the lightbulb has burned out, then they won't have an excuse to not change the toilet paper roll...which is sitting right on the counter, and they can fix a car in the dark upside down in the rain...but the toilet paper dispenser has that spring-loaded device that obviously takes years of study from an upper-level academy college of bathroom engineering and one must write a 72-page dissertation on toilet physics before being licensed to change said roll....

That is why I was forced to ply the trade on the black market and the only way to obtain my services is to scream "MOM!!!!" twenty times from the upstairs toilet when I am in the basement plying my bootlegged knowledge of household appliances to the square thing with knobs that washes clothing.

I Have to laugh because all of the bickering that goes on here has nothing on where I work!!!

I work with my mom, grandma, aunts, cousins, and my sister... on top of that we all cycle together!

Its so easy to push each others buttons so lets all just get along!

Ya'll forgot to add Powdered Sugar BC vs. Meringue BC to the list

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About the typing colors. Maybe we could use rainbow for those of us who ARE suffering from PMS/Menopause/Split personalities/Bi-polar disease/ or head up A** syndrom.

Typing in colors could actually be interesting. By the time I changed the color for each meaning, I'd probably forget what I was going to say.

txblonde and cakemom, you two are now on my short list of "Oh, I just LUV you guys!"

did anyone mention religion, or politics??? There was once a whole fight cause someone's avatar mentioned Obama (i'm republican, but who cares??)

yup, I'm jumping back and forth between these two threads, too entertaining. (can anyone bathe my kids so I can stay here??)

I think it's probably a combination of things . . . some people like to "stir the pot" . . . some don't read a post carefully before adding their two cents . . . some don't have the best communication skills (or don't think before they hit "submit") . . . some live for the drama . . . then add that it's wedding season . . . and graduation open house season . . . and family reunions . . . and someone is always needing a birthday cake . . . and the kids are home from school for the summer . . . and you can't even get 3 people to agree on pizza toppings - or where to go for lunch - so thousands of us are never going to agree on one topic . . . and it's been hot and humid here . . . and how the heck does it take me two weeks to lose 5 pounds but I can gain 4 pounds in a weekend . . and I TOLD everyone at work that I was done baking for the summer . . . but nooooooo they just keep asking for one more birthday cake . . .


Okay. I feel better. Thanks.

I did a little experiment this week. I have 2 sons at home right now....20 year old home from college....17 year old. So, the rule is I don't clean their bathroom. I have cleaned more pee off the floor in the past 20 years to last me a lifetime (not to mention nastier stuff!). So, their bathroom is getting smelly. OH well, I buy two cans of spray for them. They don't use it, of course. Anyway, to the experiment. I went in and BURIED their sink. Stacks of clean towels, cleaning supplies, toilet paper, shampoo bottles. You can't see a square inch of sink or counter. I watch. It's been 4 days now. IT'S ALL STILL EXACTLY WHERE I PUT IT!!!!!!! Unless they're brushing their teeth and shaving in the shower I'm guessing their g/f's are going to be gagging on their goodnight kisses! GAWD!!!

okay...my PMS contribution

You know a woman has PMS when.....
* She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.
* She considers chocolate a major FDA food group.
* She puts on one of those pads with "wings," then flies off the roof laughing hysterically while riding a broom.
* She's developed a new talent for spinning her head around in 360 degree circles.
* She retains more water than Lake Superior.
* She denies she's in a bad mood as she pops a clip into her semiautomatic and "chambers one."
* She buys you a new T-shirt -with a bulls-eye on the front.
* You ask her to please pass the salt at the dinner table and she says,"All I ever do is give, give, give! AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING?"
* She enrolls in the Lizzie Borden School of Charm.
* She orders 3 Big Macs, 4 large fries, a bucket of Chicken McNuggets,and then mauls the manager because they're out of Diet Coke.

Let's face it ladies ! We are ALL a bunch of rough, tough, cream puffs ! We are all loveable, we just need to beat it outta each other ! In the end, you can still feel the love !

Maybe it's like the old saying "You know your having a bad day when your horns stuck, and your behind the Hells Angels !"

Anyone ever see the "ad" on SNL for Annuale? It is a fake birth control ad where you only have your period once a year and when that time of year comes you need to watch out. One woman is going insane wielding an axe and another is burying her face in her kid's birthday cake.

http://www.sexetc.org/blog/2008/02/26/annuale-snl%E2%80%99s-funny-fake-birth-control/

It is seriously funny.

You guys have me laughing out loud and reading posts to hubby with voice inflection! I would be rolling on the floor but it's too hard to get back up!

I really like the idea about writing in color but I can't even figure out how to attach an attachment, with instructions, how am I going to figure out how to change font color?! The sad part, my day job is computer programmer....


Well shucks, time to head for bed and I'm not going to make forum addict tonight. I was going to be so excited. Maybe tomorrow....