Just wanted to pass along this joke my mother gave me.
White Lie; Church Lady Joke
Alice was supposed to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake
sale, but forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food
cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.
She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake."
So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake. Alice found it in the bathroom.....a roll of toilet paper!
She plunked it in and covered it with icing. The finished product looked absolutely beautiful, so she rushed it to the church.
Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened, and to buy that cake and bring it home. But, when her daughter arrived at the sale the attractive cake had already been sold. Alice was beside herself.
The next day, Alice was invited to a friend's home where two tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon. After the game, a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in question was presented for dessert.
Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of the other ladies said,"What a beautiful cake!"
Alice just sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess
(Who was a prominent church member) say....
"Thank you, I baked it myself."
DON"T YOU LOVE IT?????
TOO FUNNY! LMAO!!!!
I love that one! I hope you don't mind here is another one I just got today from another decorator friend.
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most
of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets
can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by
the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the
most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here
tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for
years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row
raised his ! hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake".
Becca and Leily,
Love it to death 
You two are the bomb...I just can't stop laughing. 
Please give more to help brighten up this Sunday!!
Yummy to the tummy...hope it was a causal wedding, come as you are type thing.
I'm laughing so hard I can barely type!! Thanks for sharing!!
~Denise
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