Damnation, the dingoes have just gone to the equal opportunity board and complained that the kangaroos have the monopoly and that they want equal rights.
ACazza1, shhhh, keep it quiet. The coyotes at night are sounding like they are growing in number and I fear they are starting to organize. They certainly don't need support from their cousins across the water! Do you think I could pacify their unrest with a bowl of hair soup? You strike me as a very intelligent person. What do you suggest?
Hmmmm...... Hair soup would probably work but you had better hold back on the frosting. Too much sugar is known to cause lump jaw in the wallabies over here and with you guys being American and loving to sue, if the sugar high causes problems in the futur,e they will come after you with a vengance, rather than taking responsibility for their own actions. Maybe issue them with a disclaimer first and then set their pawprints on a waiver document to protect yourself. I am of course presuming that you are roperly plicensed and allowed to sell hair soup and hair soup with frosting in your state.
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