LOL! No, they are for your hair to straighten your hair. What kind are you talking about? I instantly think of doing the oven into a cake and a gumpaste straightner.
I've been asked to do black 'She' straighteners with a charm braclet! 
Was thinking along the lines of maybe a one layer sponge as a mat, then the straighteners maybe made out of an oblong cut into three and using 2 pieces then somehow covering in fondant - ideally i would want the straighteners so they are open and standing up but no idea how i would go about covering all round the top plate and propping it up. The braclet bit i was just gonna make a 'Sweetie' one that would consist of think cut outs painted silver with a hole through the center, left to dry out for a week then threading onto a string and maybe throwing in some craft charms to bling it up some then the braclet somehow placed on the cake so that it doesnt look odd!
But in the real world not quite sure it would work - tried searching for some pics of others creations but seems its not really been done yet!
Oh, the Chi straighners. They come in different colors and designs. They want the plain 'ol black one?
Just told She straighteners, i have a pink pair so just going to use them for the design but in black. Just not sure how to go about it, if to maybe just have them laying down with the plates shut and just carve or make two and stick together - ahhh the choices we have to make!! 
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