As reported on Not Always Right.

Customer: Hello, young man, can you help me?

Me: Yes maam. What can I do for you?

Customer: Where do you keep your scratch?

Me: Excuse me?

Customer: Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!

Me: Im not sure that Im clear on what you need. Can you tellme what you are going to use it for?

Customer: My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.

Me: Maam, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.

Customer: I dont have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!

oy vey.

Please tell me that this really didn't happen!

OMG. Wow wow wow....that website totally rocks too.

Wow, LOL!

http://notalwaysright.com/ Here's a link. Caution: dumb-dumbs ahead!

I knew when I saw the subject line that it would be a good one!

The cluesless are pretty funny, most of the time.

Michele

I bet you could ball up a piece of aluminum foil and the light reflecting off of it would keep that customer happy for a very long time. I dated one of those. Thank goodness he was pretty!