Oh wow...After seeing this site I have no words. http://www.ugliesttattoos.com
Oh yeah.... I've been watching that one for a while. The one of a centaur with Patrick Swayze's face made me fall off the chair.
I don't think that I got that far before my eyes started to burn... I got to the page with the baby biting the rat and I couldn't take anymore in one sitting!
OOOOWWWWWW!!! MY EYES! IT BURNS! OH MY GODDDDDD!
Bwahahahaha.
Do you think everyone around here is ignoring our crazy thread because they've seen pics of themselves and/or their husbands on that site, and are afraid to admit it?
Interesting theory...I think they looked at the website and were temporarily blinded. For some reason you and I have more of a resistance to such sights. What does that say about us? 
H,mmmmmm, I've been around a long time, had lots of different jobs and met lots of different folks. Most people HAVE no taste. I'm okay with that. As long as they don't breed.
And therein lies the rub... 
I'm sorry, but that image of PAtrick Swaye is one of my favorite Saturgady Night Live Skits.
I jusr saw that crazy site & I think I just lost some I.Q. points. Let me go read a book to get them back!
LOl.... wasn't looking, but I'll bet there's WT in Denmark, too!
I was refering to 'therein lies the rub', misquoted from Hamlet's soliloquy, you know, this mortal coil and the undiscovered country.... blah blah blah!
I know... 
Whoa! Some of them are incredibly freaky - like that one with the lady legs tattooed around the armpit or the butterfly that is 2 females giving ... well you've seen the pic. How do you explain those tats to kids? You'd think I'd be looking at them thinking that it's someones daughter but, no, I think "One day that will be someone's mother!". And you know that they'll be the ones procreating!!! At least it gave me a good giggle and a few massive shrieks of horror. Some of them were truly awful!
...You'd think I'd be looking at them thinking that it's someones daughter but, no, I think "One day that will be someone's mother!"...
They won't just be mothers, they'll be grandmothers someday! And the tattoos that started out nice and crisp will be a lot...stretchier? Just consider what gravity will do to the placement of some of these things if you want to get one!
They won't just be mothers, they'll be grandmothers someday! And the tattoos that started out nice and crisp will be a lot...stretchier? Just consider what gravity will do to the placement of some of these things if you want to get one! [/quote]
Saturday Night Live did a sketch about this a month or so ago....about the tattoos getting saggier as the "cool moms" aged. It was pretty funny.
I..I..I really don't know what to say...
(Serious question to anyone who actually has a tattoo: Do they check to see whether you're of sound mind and not under the influence of anything when they agree to tattoo you? Bearing in mind it's, you know, FOREVER and all that...)
Welllll, I do have two tattoos. This first one, the guy was more concerend about this big 'ol 6'2", 200 lb. guy crying well getting a basic tatto, since the 5'2" 105 lbs. (at the time, no longer) little female he was working on was being really quite, getting a very eleborate & painful tatto done. My current tatoo artist. Yes, she really does care about what people get. You have to be at least 18, doesn't care if your parents will let you get a tatto at a younger age, she makes clients really think about what they are getting & wait. If they still want something crazy, then she does it.
It's like a catalogue of What Not To Get.
I want to get a tattoo on my leg because I have a scar I want to hide. My kids think I should get a zipper but that would probably be worthy of that site!
I..I..I really don't know what to say...
(Serious question to anyone who actually has a tattoo: Do they check to see whether you're of sound mind and not under the influence of anything when they agree to tattoo you? Bearing in mind it's, you know, FOREVER and all that...)
some (hopefully most) tattoo artists won't even touch you if you've had a certain number of drinks. unfortunately (or not. whatever) it has to do more with how much more you bleed when you've been drinking, not whether or not you're "of sound mind".
and the good tattoo artists won't do absolutely RIDICULOUS things. i was watching a tattoo show once and a lady wanted flies on her inner, upper thighs. yes. you heard/read right. the tattooer said heeeellllll no!
i'm getting my 5th done on dec. 3rd and none are worthy of this site, thank god!
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