need funny saying for anniversary cake for these stodgy bankers! Thanks.

Unfortunately I am relatively "unwitty", but I do know of a website that has tshirts with funnies on them...maybe that will help:

Http://www.cafepress.com/politicsisfun/1811689

Unfortunately most things I see out there paint them in a negative light due to the economy. I'm guessing that's not what you're going for.

Best of luck in your search!

Unfortunately I am relatively "unwitty", but I do know of a website that has tshirts with funnies on them...maybe that will help:

Http://www.cafepress.com/politicsisfun/1811689

Unfortunately most things I see out there paint them in a negative light due to the economy. I'm guessing that's not what you're going for.

Best of luck in your search!

Bean Counter is the only thing that comes to mind but that is more of an Accountant thing I think.

Forgot about bean counting...

Any idea why my replies keep posting twice? It's about to drive me mad, and I have no idea what I'm doing to make it happen!

Geez, I work in finance and even I'm stumped! I know that at my office we have a lot of office jokes, I work in a call center and you can almost bet what 1/2 of our calls are going to be and if we could just record ourselves we would work way less. If you know one of the co-workers see if you can hit them up for a joke.

I like: "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket."
- Kin Hubbard

I also googled a little bit for ya and came up with these (some may be off color--I didn't look at them all):

http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/quotes/money5.htm
http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Professional/money.htm
http://www.money-zone.net/finance-fun/quotes/finance-quotes5.htm

HTH

Geez, I work in finance and even I'm stumped! I know that at my office we have a lot of office jokes, I work in a call center and you can almost bet what 1/2 of our calls are going to be and if we could just record ourselves we would work way less. If you know one of the co-workers see if you can hit them up for a joke.

I like: "The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket."
- Kin Hubbard

I also googled a little bit for ya and came up with these (some may be off color--I didn't look at them all):

http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/quotes/money5.htm
http://www.comedy-zone.net/quotes/Professional/money.htm
http://www.money-zone.net/finance-fun/quotes/finance-quotes5.htm

HTH

35 years and no PONZI schemes...

thanks for all your contributions....my mom died over the weekend so unfortuantley I am unable to do this office cake. I do appreciate it though. Pat

I am so sorry for your loss.

Kim

So so sorry about your mom. My prayers and thoughts are with you and your family.