Chrisseyann
I think I would have got on that scooter and went for a ride....right past the guy on sidewalk outside!!! WOOOOHOOOO!! Hey seems he didn't really need it!

Actually, my DIL yelled out....Dibs on the scooter!

Valerie,
I'll be 37 in July, I grew up in Moreno Valley, but Riverside was "The place to be"
I was a metal chick too, I grew up with the Hell's Angels as my "family"
Very wild childhood and teen years!
I started dating DH in 1988 when I was 16 and we gave our live to Christ in '94.
We still have a blast, and yes everyone Christians LOVE to do the "Laundry" too!!

Amen! Check out the Song of Solomon, that'll give you some inspiration next time you wanna do laundry.

I was pretty wild back then too! I have a 20 year old to prove it. I learned to do the laundry quite early.


I'm going out to dinner now, so I'll talk to you ladies tomorrow!

Beth why you say EEEEEEWWWWW????

Because that's what my KIDS used to say when their dad and I KISSED! LOL or "UHHHHH, do you not SEE us in the room?" Come on now, how many of us in our teenage years thought about our PARENTS and went.....

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! LOL

Beth

PS Not a reflection on indydebi's age...she's younger than ME!

Read this recent thread. This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I laughed myself silly.

http://www.cakecentral.com/cake-decorating-ftopict-614129-laundry.html

I'm sorry you're feeling down, and I hope all these funnies make you feel better very soon!

Dibs on the scooter...love it!!

Ok Beth now I got ya! I was thinking man someone is doing something wrong!

Ruth...your right, I was in on the laundry thread too...I have a dirty lil mind!

Yes I am feeling better, but please don't let that stop the stories!

A while back, someone posted a funny story about waxing...a delicate area...to remove hair. I could not catch my breath while reading, I was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my face!
When I went to get the link, I discovered the thread is still there but the funny story has been deleted. So I found the story on the internet. Have a look, but I must caution you to go pee first, and do not drink anything while reading, or you'll spray whatever you're drinking all over your monitor when you LOL! Here it is:
http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/now-very-funny-waxing-story-read-43859.html

SAD PASSING

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.

Laugh til you cry!

My dh tells this story all the time .

I remember how I hated first grade.... Something that happened EVERY morning did it to me. It was the first thing that the teacher had us do right after the bell rang.

We stood up at attention at the side of our desk, and all recited the Pledge of Allegiance. It wasn't the fact that the teacher insisted that we all be silent and stand still that was hard on me, it was the ending that made me upset every morning.

You know..... ...With Liver, Tea, and Justice for all,

When my momma cooked liver, I always wanted to puke, and I hated tea, and if desert in the cafeteria was going to be justice, that had to be nasty too.

I eventually caught on, and receintly retired from 30 years of teaching.


P.S. My wife insists that I have A.D.D. I disagree, and I remember distinctly that when I was in school, those alphabets were never used about me.. I am certian that it was B.A.D. that they always spelled out about me...

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/now-very-funny-waxing-story-read-43859.html

A very good CC friend emailed me this link, I warn you that you may be ROTFL