I need your wise crack assistance!

I made placecard holders for Christmas and my mom and I decided it would be more fun to have silly things out instead of actual names. Nothing dirty b/c there will be children there that can read LMAO...

I was trying to think of stuff but am drawing a blank besides like Scrooge, or best Christmas dress, most Christmas spirit type things. But I want some funny ones too like nose as red as rudolph or something...


ANy ideas? I have 25 cards to create and I want to TRY not to duplicate.

What about character names from the old classic Christmas movies or even the lines. The little kids would probably like ones from Frosty and Mickeys Christmas. I just can't help but think famous lines from the Christmas story would work for the adults. Everyone I know loves that movie. "What a lamp!"

We had thought about just listing Christmas characters from movies but thought it would be more fun this way instead.....


I do have "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Fuuuudge" as one on the list to make though. A Christmas Story is my husbands FAVORITE Christmas movie and my sister in laws also (in fact we bought her a mini version of the leg lamp this year LOL)....


We were just hoping to do something other than lines from a movie or characters.... I might have to resort to that if I can't think of anything... Thanks for your help

Make sure Ben Dover has a placecard for his seat and for his wife Eileen Dover! Cindy Rella, Ollie Tabooger, Anita Bath, Willie Makeit, Moe Delawn, Justin Case.
I have 3 boys so Im sure they could come up with more in a heartbeat. My oldest likes to call me from his cell phone and block the number and ask to speak to people all the time.

OOOOH those are great!!!! THOSE are awesome wonder if we can create some Christmasy ones????

I asked them and they could only come up with Chris Mass. But here are some others they told me......
Juan Fortharoad , Barry D. Hatchett, Jerry Atrics, Tyrone Shoes, Carlotta Tendant, Emma Roids, Gil T. Azell.

Of course if you wanted R rated names....they could fill a whole page with that!

hahaha these are great!!! I can do a few r rated ones just not alot since ya know a couple of kids will be there (my 2 can't read so we are good there LMAO)