Repairman came this afternoon to fix the espresso machine. Parts all over the counter and he's half inside the machine. A lady comes in, looks at the machine and orders two caffé lattes.........

I say.... well, the machine is being repaired right now so we can't make any coffee drinks.

yes, she says, I'll take two lattes to go.....

Now honestly did you wet yourself trying not to laugh at her? LOLOL

Mike

So..... what part of your body did you really expect you to pull those two drinks from?

She obviously wanted you to pull them out of your _ _ _!

I just had a repair guy at my house to fix my washing machine, so he told me he "thinks it needs a motor", it's 5 WHOLE YEARS OLD....WOW, but he'll try to just put a new belt and grease it.

So he moves it away from the wall, does what he has to do, than calls me in to say, "Sorry, I think your motor finally went it won't even turn on now", I look over at him and trying not to laugh in his "Maytag repairman face" say "It may turn on IF YOU PLUG IT BACK IN". What an idiot..............

Stupid people never cease to amaze me.

i can only imagine how stupid people get through life....

HA HA, that was funny!

Thought you would like this one... My DH works in IT. He has had someone call screaming that their computer won't work. He spends time talking to them trying to figure out the problem, only for them to say "I'm so mad the t.v won't work because the power is out and for some odd reason now my computer is broken." MORONS! If the power is out your computer won't magically work with pixie dust.

. . . trouble is these people breed too . . . (ooops inside voice)

Maybe she didn't realize that lattes have COFFEE in them???