I have a cake to do for this weekend for a lady who just got out of jail. they want a naked guy and something funny wrote on it. i know how im doing the guy im going to put briefs on him and have his STUFF poking out of the top but i just cant come up with a good saying. Anybody have any suggestions????

It feels great to be "out" at last!

It's great not to be "confined" anymore!

haven't seen me in a while huh?

How about a play on the old line, "Is that a [fill in the blank here] or are you just glad to see me?"

Something like:

are you just glad to see me
glad to see you

I don't know if that's too corny or not...It is late you know...