one my dh always says when I ask him what he wants for lunch.

Everybody love Raymond

"I have always loved meat, and I have always tried to get as much as I can."

we also loved...Babe

"That'll do pig."


mommachris

"Remember, Marge. Trying is the first step toward failure."
------Homer Simpson

My DH and I are huge Office fans, so nearly everything said in our house gets the classic Michael response...
"That's what she said"

A friend and I have adopted the "dark and twisty" description from Grey's Anatomy

From numerous I Love Lucy shows, "I have a plan!" My movie favorite is from Fried Green Tomatoes when Evelyn smashes the car of the young girls who took her parking place and as she's driving off she says "I may be older, but I have more insurance."

shelbur my dh and I do the same thing! And we try to beat each other to it!

How weird that this thread pops up today. We just received the complete WKRP 18 disc set and watched the turkey episode last night.

Although we haven't gotten to it yet (we're watching them in order), another of our all time favorites is from WKRP. When Mr. Carlson learns that that his "foot powder" is really cocaine, he starts frantically shaking his foot while yelling, "I'm hooked! I'm hooked! I've got a monkey on my back!"

I have an 18 year old son who speaks only in TV and movie quotes. He can't remember to take out the garbage, but he can recite the entire script of every Simpsons episode. Some of our favorites:

"Lisa, your dinner is getting all cold and eaten!"

"Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

"Homer, if you don't show up (for work) today, don't bother coming in on Monday." "Woohoo! 3-day weekend!"

From Family Guy:

Brian to Meg: "Are you gonna eat that?"

Peter to Lois: "I'm gonna treat you like the Piece-a-schmidt you are!"

Dh and I LOVE the office....

Jim taught Pam that whenever Dwight asks her if she wants to do something she should reply " absolutely I do!"

and recently, one of the first shows of the season, Angela called Pam "the office mattress" .... Dh actually used that line at work the other day!!!! another co-worker knew what he was talking about, so a good laugh was had by all!!

And from My Name is Earl, Joy replying "don't you judge me!" We use that one a lot!!!!! tee hee....

My daughter is actually going to dress up as Joy for Halloween. She said her line for the night is going to be "Duh, dummy!"

I also love Fried Green Tomatos:
"The secret's in the sauce..."

From the Peanuts:
" I love humanity, it's people I can't stand" ~ Linus

Mystery Science Theatre 3000:
"Let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas" ~ Crow T. Robot

"So they worship the everlasting gobstopper?" ~Tom Servo.

"Self-cleaning mutant. Leaves only the fresh scent of pine." ~ Tom Servo.

"A giant flaming hat was seen over the coast tonight." ~ Crow

"Have you been to the Department of Motor Vehicles lately? It's a colony of lepers down there." -- Seinfeld

"Do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do that over the phone? " "You do it like a band-aid. One motion and yank it off." -- George and Jerry

"I've yadda yadda'd over sex before. I met this lawyer, we went out, I had the lobster bisque. We went back to my place, yadda yadda yadda, I never saw him again." "You yadda yadda'd over the best part." "No I didn't. I mentioned the bisque." -- Elaine and Jerry

Frank: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal!
Serenity now! Serenity now!
George: What is that?
Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

"Dad wanted to tell you but I won the coin toss."

Niles Crane to Frasier Crane in the episode where the new station manager was gay and wanted to date Frasier but Frasier didn't realize it.

Shrek and Friends seem to be the two we quote the most. There are quite a few other movie quotes that pop up every now in then but the following are the ones we use the most. (and yes they are goofy, but it makes sense to us)

Shrek - By Donkey
"And in the morning I am makin Waffles!!"
"Parfaits have layers, every body loves parfaits"
"That's a nice boulder"
Shrek
"If that was me donkey you'd be dead" (unfortunately I hear this one to much)

Friends
By Ross "Pivot!, Pi..vot!, Pi...Vot!"

From the Honeymooners, Ralph was concerned that Alice was telling Trixie his salary.

Ralph: Alice! Do let my salary leak out!
Alice: Your salary couldn't drip out!

From the Honeymooners, Ralph was concerned that Alice was telling Trixie his salary.

Ralph: Alice! Don't let my salary leak out!
Alice: Your salary couldn't drip out!

I have tears rolling down my cheeks from reading this!!

My favorite is from Friends:
Joey "It's a moo point!"
Rachel "A MOO point?!?"
Joey "Yeah - it's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo."

Mine feels the same way....but ya know I love ya more than my luggage!

I forgot all about Steel Magnolias, my favorite is..."don't talk about me like I'm not here!"

I think the best line from that movie is "You're almost chipper today - did you run over a small child or something?"

LOL
"Drum, I am at the end of mah rope!"
"Well, tie it in a noose and slip it over your head!"

Dumb and Dumber has some of the best lines ever! Whenever we go to a restaurant, Hubby and I always want to know what the "soup du jour" is........"It's the soup of the day." "Mmmm....sounds good, I think I'll have that!"

Or if anyone's ever seen the (original) movie, The Bad Seed - Christine asks Rhoda if she's upset about what happened at the school picnic that day and Rhoda says, "Why should I be sorry? It was Claude Dagel got drowned, NOT ME!!!!" CLASSIC!

I thikn we need a favorite MOVIE quotes thread too. Raw and Delirious are classic.

I absolutely LOVE the Golden Girls...so many to choose from:

Dorothy to Blanche then to Sophia: "Blanche if you don't mind, I'm having a heart-to-heart with my mother...(turns to Sophia)...Now listen up you withered, old Sicilian monkey!"

Dorothy: "Yes Rose, you are the smartest person in the world...Burger World!"

Sophia: "When I turn my hearing aid up to 10, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!"

Sophia to Dorothy: "jealousy is a very ugly thing Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless."

hehe The sarcasm and quick wit is just timeless.

Just saw this one tonight and I just cracked up!!!

From Family Guy:

Brian (the dog), reading a sign on the side of a van:
"Quagmire's Cross Country Tour ..... uh, isn't there an "O" in "country"?"

From Seinfield

Jerry talking to George about George's date the night before:
"Did you tell her about your little friend?"
"What little friend?"
"You know, your little hair hat." pointing to George's toupee.

christyann