You Can't Make This Stuff Up...

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PieceofCakeAZ Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 4:30am
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I get a phone call today from a bride inquiring about wedding cake pricing. After I give her a price for the cake she is considering... with God as my witness.... she says "Would it cost more if you put our mammogram on it"?

Her enunciation was 100% clear. It absolutely made my day.

Now that would be a truly original design. icon_wink.gif

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maryak Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 4:44am
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Oh my goodness!!! That is so funny!!!

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Sugarbunz Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 4:45am
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Hahahahahahahahahahahha! Did you say to her, "only if you want it pancake style?"

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Doug Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 4:51am
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Mrs. Malaprop would be proud! (or was that a Freudian slip?)

too funny!

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moydear77 Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 4:52am
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That is soooo funny!

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LanaC Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 4:53am
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And what did you quote her?

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nglez09 Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 4:57am
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LMAO! icon_lol.gif

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ShirleyW Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 5:04am
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Oh, oops. icon_redface.gif That is hilarious.

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monnitas0808 Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 5:09am
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HAHAHA...LMAO!!! I WAS HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS THAT YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GET THINGS CLEAR AND THIS JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!

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tobycat Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 5:17am
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A slip of the tongue would be a giggle, but a serious question would be a ROFL!

Sarah

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Dolly_Bird26 Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 9:40am
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Thanks for the laugh. Have to tell the girls at work tomorrow as I work in Radiology and they will think this is hilarious

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MessiET Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 1:28pm
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Too funny! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

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Parable Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 1:31pm
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icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif OMG!

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bobwonderbuns Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 1:32pm
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Did you say "do you mean 'monogram'??" (hoping against hope that she did!)icon_confused.gif

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SILVERCAT Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 2:00pm
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OMG, that is too FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHA,

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cocorum21 Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 2:26pm
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Too Funny!

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MommyBunny Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 4:15pm
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OMG, are you kidding? That is too funny. Can you imagine the reaction from the crowd????? Priceless.

Patricia

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khoudek Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 6:07pm
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Those freudian slips. Poor girl! Probably just endured one or was about to be tortured with one!

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keonicakes Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 6:19pm
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You should have responded with, "well, that would depend on your cup size." You may have more tact than I do. lol
That is sooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for giving us a laugh.

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UGoCakes Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 6:20pm
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Thanks for sharing, very funny!!

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berryblondeboys Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 6:22pm
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that is totally hilarious... Reminds me of when I was in college. I was on a staff for summer orientation and we had to give tours daily... One of the gals came back and was SOOOO embarassed... After the tour was over, her tour partner informed her that when she was in front of the health center she made a funny "boo-boo"... Some one had asked what you could have done/what services were at the health center and she said, "Well, you can't get an epesiotomy there, but you can get crutches and stitches and things like that if you need them)... She about DIED!!! She meant to say "appendectomy!""" Later she was like, "I said Epesiotomy on a tour..." I'll never forget her reaction ever... and that was 18 years ago! (Oh GOD!!!)

Melissa

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jenbenjr Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 6:33pm
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HAHAHAHA!! That is so funny. You should have said......yeah, probably!

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indydebi Posted 14 Mar 2007 , 8:01pm
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Originally Posted by PieceofCakeAZ

I get a phone call today from a bride inquiring about wedding cake pricing. After I give her a price for the cake she is considering... with God as my witness.... she says "Would it cost more if you put our mammogram on it"?

Her enunciation was 100% clear. It absolutely made my day.

Now that would be a truly original design. icon_wink.gif




hahahaha! Whatta boob! (Oops! another freudian, huh?) icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

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rsaun Posted 19 Mar 2007 , 4:22pm
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In a non-cake related story...I am a paralegal and used to work for a criminal law firm. We got a call one day and a kid asked if we could represent him for "underage conception" instead of "underage consumption." My boss (the smart-mouth that he was) said, "Well having a child while your underage isn't a good idea, but it's not a crime..."

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