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post #1 of 18
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I set myself a wee challenge for a display next year: 3D cakes depicting jokes!

I thought it would be pretty easy to select a few jokes to cake... alas I am a little stumped!!

If you have any suggestions I'd be hugely grateful! Clean if you can but the only funny one which I think most people will get is the "12 inch pianist" joke!

The only clean one that works(ish) for me so far is an elephant in a strained fridge with 'footprints in the butter'...
post #2 of 18

Well, you could do the classic "dirty" joke...a white horse fell in the mud.  LOL. 

post #3 of 18
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Originally Posted by AnnieCahill View Post

Well, you could do the classic "dirty" joke...a white horse fell in the mud.  LOL. 

Ooh I like that one icon_smile.gif

I also think the "2 fish in a tank" one could work...
post #4 of 18

A hartebeest walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Hey, why the long face?"

 

Why did the young organ student wear cropped pants to her first lesson? They were pedal-pushers.

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post #5 of 18
A chicken crossing the road?
post #6 of 18

How about the Pythagorean theorem as explained by the joke :

 

There was an Indian Chief, and he had three squaws, and kept them in
three teepees. When he would come home late from hunting, he would not
know which teepee contained which squaw, being dark and all. He went
hunting one day, and killed a hippopotamus, a bear, and a buffalo. He
put the a hide from each animal into a different teepee, so that when
he came home late, he could feel inside the teepee and he would know
which squaw was inside.


Well after about a year, all three squaws had children. The squaw
on the bear had a baby boy, the squaw on the buffalo hide had a baby
girl. But the squaw on the hippopotamus had a girl and a boy. So what is
the moral of the story?

 

The son of the squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.

The sum of the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

 

(I think that's right.)

 

 

 

[In no way am I denigrating Native Americans.]


Edited by shanter - 12/12/13 at 1:47pm

There. Their. They're not the same.

 

I hope I die before "your" becomes the official contraction of "you are."

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There. Their. They're not the same.

 

I hope I die before "your" becomes the official contraction of "you are."

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post #8 of 18
Shanter

Leg squared + leg squared = hypotenuse square (root). That's how I remember it.
post #9 of 18

What about the classic prank call - 'RING RING RING RING' 'Hello' 'is your fridge running?' 'yes' 'well you better go catch it' you could have someone answering a phone on one half of the cake and the same person in a running position holding a great big fishing net chasing a fridge on four legs on the other half of the cake. Not really a joke I guess but a lot of people would understand it and find it amusing I would think.

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I may not make perfect cakes but I gaurantee they all contain a super special ingredient .... lots and lots of love .
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post #10 of 18

Anything from Gary Larson and his "Far Side" cartoons

~~We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ~Alfred E. Newman  
Cupcakes!
(12 photos)
Fishing / Hunting
(10 photos)
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~~We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ~Alfred E. Newman  
Cupcakes!
(12 photos)
Fishing / Hunting
(10 photos)
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post #11 of 18

A few years ago I entered a competition where the theme was "Earth Laughs in Flowers". I made a cake depicting the joke "What do you call a country where everyone drives pink cars?" A pink car nation (featuring a basket of pink gumpaste carnations)! The judges didn't get the joke but it was fun. Forgive my cake, I was still very inexperienced when I did this one :grin:.

 

http://cakecentral.com/g/i/1796809/a/1797805/state-fair/

post #12 of 18

Sounds like a good idea. 3D cakes!

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A few years ago I entered a competition where the theme was "Earth Laughs in Flowers". I made a cake depicting the joke "What do you call a country where everyone drives pink cars?" A pink car nation (featuring a basket of pink gumpaste carnations)! The judges didn't get the joke but it was fun. Forgive my cake, I was still very inexperienced when I did this one " src="http://files.cakecentral.com/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif" />.


 


What a lovely cake! ...I guess my fear is that not everyone will get the joke....





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How about the Pythagorean theorem as explained by the joke :


 


That'd be a great fun cake to make- all the figures and animal modelling..... it'll be so funny watching people try to work out the joke! lol




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Any one panel cartoon would work really well for this sort of thing.  For example, I did this one last year:


 


I love it! That's my kinda joke icon_smile.gif
post #14 of 18

Ok, this is one everyone will get, but I've put the others in parentheses just in case.

 

A guy walks into a bar.  Ouch.

 

Or...

 

Two peanuts were walking down the road.  One was assaulted (a salted).

 

Or...

 

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?  It was intense (in tents).

 

Or...

 

A mushroom walks into a bar.  The bartender says I'm not serving you!  The mushroom says, come on, I'm a fun guy (fungi).

 

I'm on fire today ya'll.  Watch out.

post #15 of 18
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ooh ooh Annie your circus one made me think of:

'two cannibals were eating a clown, one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"'

...I could do a bar jokes cake, a different bar joke on each side- that would make the 'ouch' one even funnier!

This is great fun thank you!
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