Things Only A Baker Could Get Away With Saying…..
Lounge By Crazy-Gray Updated 7 Apr 2013 , 6:20pm by TheNerdyBaker
Last night I muttered to my darling wife:
“hmmmm, we’ll just have to try that again; looks like I didn’t quite get the rise right….”
I looked up from peering through the oven door at the illuminated sunken cake within to see the little lady dying of coffee inhalation……
Anyone else any innocent quotes non-cakers will never let you forget you said??
AMmm. I smell my yeast working.
Yeah, that went over well with te BF.
A[URL=http://books.google.com/books?id=cocVLbFkgyQC&lpg=PA235&ots=3wRfXH0EYk&dq=bourdain%20feed%20the%20*****&pg=PA235#v=onepage&q&f=false]"Feed the b!tch or she'll die!"[/URL]
- One of Anthony Bourdain's colleagues, referring to sourdough starter.
AAnthony Bourdain related an interesting and on-topic story in his book where a colleague advised him on proper maintenance of his sourdough starter. This advice was a common refrain from the chef covering breads at my wife's culinary school.
A link to the relevant page in the book is below. Warning: since this was written by Bourdain you may encounter some mild profanity.
http://books.google.com/books?id=cocVLbFkgyQC&lpg=PA235&ots=3wRfXH0EYk&pg=PA235#v=onepage&q&f=false
Last night I muttered to my darling wife:
“hmmmm, we’ll just have to try that again; looks like I didn’t quite get the rise right….”
I looked up from peering through the oven door at the illuminated sunken cake within to see the little lady dying of coffee inhalation……
Anyone else any innocent quotes non-cakers will never let you forget you said??
lol for a second there I thought I had accidentally stumbled onto a different forum.
"You got your cream all over my face!"
Happened the other day when my piping bag burst. Apparently no one else took it the way I did o.O
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