Sorry - I'm not a cake baker, I'm a cake eater. And I love to buy cakes for friends/family that are unique to them. Every year I work very hard to have a cake from my brother that is better than the previous year. Considering he is OLD - approaching 70 - it's getting more and more difficult. Last year was the best - a local bakery has something called their "poop cake" which says "Older than S___". It is disgustingly funny.
Any ideas out there for something? This bakery said if I come up with an idea they will bake it. Any help in making this the most embarrassing birthday for my brother is greatly appreciated!