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post #256 of 2956
Omg! Lmao!
Beginners, be sure to parrot advice and get your post count up as fast as you can. After all, it's not what you know, it's what people THINK you know.
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Beginners, be sure to parrot advice and get your post count up as fast as you can. After all, it's not what you know, it's what people THINK you know.
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post #257 of 2956

I have just been silently following this thread, well, perhaps not silently as I sit here each day suppressing  my laughter... But I really have to chime in this morning with the addition of Dr. Spock to the party. I am truly rolling on the floor with this one. I don't think this can be topped. I know, tune in to see..........

 

Jan

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles on it.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
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If you have knowledge, let others light their candles on it.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
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post #258 of 2956

Creative minds or lost minds? Too funny

Just when the caterpillar thought life was over it bloomed into something beautiful.
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Just when the caterpillar thought life was over it bloomed into something beautiful.
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post #259 of 2956

Kara - you win teh internets  \o/   icon_biggrin.gif

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You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I am utterly MAD
And...They're coming to take me away HAHA
They're coming to take me away HOHO HEHE HAHA
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're comin to take me away HAHAAA

post #261 of 2956
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What Apti? What? You don't like MOIST cake? What's wrong with MOIST cake? Think about the rich damp dewy goodness of MOIST cake made even MOISTER with simple syrup. Mmmmmmmmmmm MOIST.

 

MOYYST!

 

ROTFLMAO!!!


Ohh man this had me in stitches!!! icon_lol.gif   you guys are a scream

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Kara - you win teh internets  \o/   icon_biggrin.gif

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and those nice young men in pretty white coats .  . . . careful or we may be seeing some of those around here.cowboy.gif

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Creative minds or lost minds? Too funny

Same thing.

He's still got the whole world in His hands.
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He's still got the whole world in His hands.
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I have just been silently following this thread, well, perhaps not silently as I sit here each day suppressing  my laughter... But I really have to chime in this morning with the addition of Dr. Spock to the party. I am truly rolling on the floor with this one. I don't think this can be topped. I know, tune in to see..........

 

Jan

That's MR. Spock to the rest of us.

post #266 of 2956

I can't believe I said that!!!!icon_redface.gif I was a die-hard Star Trek fan. (I can't quite call myself a "Trekkie") Must have been a Freudian slip of some sort. I stand humbly corrected.icon_smile.gif

 

Jan

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles on it.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
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If you have knowledge, let others light their candles on it.

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post #267 of 2956

Dr. Spock (i.e., Benjamin Spock, MD), pediatrician and social activist:

 

Mr. Spock (i.e., from Star Trek), fictional character, created by Leonard Nimoy, and more recently played by Zachary Quinto:

 

 

Two very different individuals.

James H. H. Lampert
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James H. H. Lampert
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Web site: http://www.hbquik.com/jamesl

Flickr "baked goods" set http://flic.kr/s/aHsjvZvdTh

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costumeczar, I'm sure it was just a typo, but it really gives me the heebie-jeebies if you think that version of BH was mine (shanter's) instead of Shatner's.

There. Their. They're not the same.

 

I hope I die before "your" becomes the official contraction of "you are."

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There. Their. They're not the same.

 

I hope I die before "your" becomes the official contraction of "you are."

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post #269 of 2956

I had this real pain in the neck lady try to order a custom carved cake for a baby shower.  What recipe will you be using?  How do you carve the cake?  My daughter and I bake cakes so I could probably do this myself.  Why do you charge so much?  I gave her the pain in the neck fee which is quite a bit higher than my regular fee.  Then the best question, Can I borrow your cake pans?  Yeah lady, I never met you before and I am going to loan you my pans.  As is to do your fancy little cake I would have to go out and buy a special pan, included in the price.  Do you ask your local carpenter to borrow his tools??

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I always hate when someone asks me how can i cut the cake?

 

With a knife.

 

That is always my answer & usually is met in response with laughs.

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It's never "just cake!"

 

You may get a cake for $way to little but you won't get this cake!

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www.VeryDeliciousDesserts.com

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Delicious-Desserts/207874222593145

 

It's never "just cake!"

 

You may get a cake for $way to little but you won't get this cake!

Animal
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