Here is another one I got over Christmas season.
Customer: "I want to order a cake for Christmas. How much is it going to be?"
Me: "What kind of cake are you looking for and what is your budget?"
Customer: "I don't have a budget, I just need a price. There will be 20 people eating."
Me: "Okay, our cakes start at such n such price."
Customer: "That's too much. I was thinking like $20.00. Can you throw in some free cupcakes too, I know bakers always have that stuff lying around."
Me: "No, here is the price. You can try a grocery store instead."
Customer: "Do they give away free cupcakes too? That would be cheaper."
Me: 'smacks forehead'
This was really a conversation from a customer..... sighs.