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Ahahahahahaaa!!!!
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Originally Posted by Crazy-Gray View Post

How about the excited nutcase designs?!  I opened my inbox to this today.....

 

"...We are having a big leaving party for (guy who works on dairy research) and we'd LOVE a 3D dairy cow cake........ it would be great if you could do two cows mounting...... or one cow calving......"

 

icon_confused.gif..................Just imagine the poor person who gets 'that' slice in either design!!!!! (I actually replied with those words)


Good for you! I love it when cakers confront these "Jerry Springer rejects" about their poor taste.

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NO! NO! NO! It's cake, not a science experiment! No one wants a cake of cows copulating or giving birth! 

To quote Chris Rock, "Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's to be done."

 

Just ugh! Can I add to the list, Cakes with breasts AND penises? Or just any cake with pubic hair? W.T.H?? 

 

It's a cake, a delicious confectionery miracle, made of all the best ingredients nature ever created. Why would you want it to look like some kind of abomination? 

 

A cake with one cow mounting another? Why would you ever?

 

*snort*

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Originally Posted by ellavanilla View Post

NO! NO! NO! It's cake, not a science experiment! No one wants a cake of cows copulating or giving birth! 
To quote Chris Rock, "Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's to be done."

Just ugh! Can I add to the list, Cakes with breasts AND penises? Or just any cake with pubic hair? W.T.H?? 

It's a cake, a delicious confectionery miracle, made of all the best ingredients nature ever created. Why would you want it to look like some kind of abomination? 

A cake with one cow mounting another? Why would you ever?

*snort*

Yeah no kidding! I don't do cakes shaped like babies and pregnant women for that very reason. Ock! I have had many requests for belly and rump cakes and I always refuse. I still get the order, too, it is just some other design when I do it.
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Originally Posted by ellavanilla View Post

NO! NO! NO! It's cake, not a science experiment! No one wants a cake of cows copulating or giving birth! 
To quote Chris Rock, "Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's to be done."

Just ugh! Can I add to the list, Cakes with breasts AND penises? Or just any cake with pubic hair? W.T.H?? 

It's a cake, a delicious confectionery miracle, made of all the best ingredients nature ever created. Why would you want it to look like some kind of abomination? 

A cake with one cow mounting another? Why would you ever?

*snort*

Wait, do you mean a cake that has both breasts and penis?? O.O

Or 2 cakes, one with breasts, one with penis? O.o
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Wait, do you mean a cake that has both breasts and penis?? O.O

..... Can't.... Breathe.... Death.... By... Laughter... Wheeze.... Oh the imagery in my brain....

I totally needed that, just came home to find my freezer defrosted icon_sad.gif humph... At least I get 14 sausages and 2 chickens for dinner B-)
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Why would one cow mount another, anyway? I didn't think there were lesbian cattle, but if there are, I'd say that it's probably their own business.

 

Now a BULL mounting ("servicing") a cow would be perfectly normal. Copulating kine are a familiar sight to anybody raised on a farm. Not one I've seen myself, but I've occasionally seen other animals getting amorous at various zoos.

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Originally Posted by Annabakescakes View Post




Wait, do you mean a cake that has both breasts and penis?? O.O

Or 2 cakes, one with breasts, one with penis? O.o

 

Look I'd like to eliminate all body part cakes, but she-male cakes are just beyond the pale! 

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Why would one cow mount another, anyway? I didn't think there were lesbian cattle, but if there are, I'd say that it's probably their own business.

Now a BULL mounting ("servicing") a cow would be perfectly normal. Copulating kine are a familiar sight to anybody raised on a farm. Not one I've seen myself, but I've occasionally seen other animals getting amorous at various zoos.

Actually, if they are doing Artificial insemination, they use the mounting of said lesbian cows as a sign that the girls are at the right time of their cycle to get pregnant. (I am a qualified AI technician, haven't done it for awhile though)
I don't think I would like to eat that cake though, but icky!
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Originally Posted by ellavanilla View Post

NO! NO! NO! It's cake, not a science experiment! No one wants a cake of cows copulating or giving birth! 

To quote Chris Rock, "Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's to be done."

 

Just ugh! Can I add to the list, Cakes with breasts AND penises? Or just any cake with pubic hair? W.T.H?? 

 

It's a cake, a delicious confectionery miracle, made of all the best ingredients nature ever created. Why would you want it to look like some kind of abomination? 

 

A cake with one cow mounting another? Why would you ever?

 

*snort*

 

 

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Originally Posted by ellavanilla View Post

NO! NO! NO! It's cake, not a science experiment! No one wants a cake of cows copulating or giving birth! 

To quote Chris Rock, "Just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's to be done."

 

Just ugh! Can I add to the list, Cakes with breasts AND penises? Or just any cake with pubic hair? W.T.H?? 

 

It's a cake, a delicious confectionery miracle, made of all the best ingredients nature ever created. Why would you want it to look like some kind of abomination? 

 

A cake with one cow mounting another? Why would you ever?

 

*snort*

My thoughts exactly ! also the cake of a dead body I saw in the private forum here . May I add also pregnancy cakes or the big baby cakes. One of the weirdest is the Kitty litter cake , no thanks !!! Who came up with that ?

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Hi guys, I'm new.  =)

 

For Mother's Day, I baked a homemade red velvet cake with the traditional flour based frosting, and decorated it with modeling chocolate roses.  My brother-in-law said that it was good, even though I used "cool whip" instead of cream cheese frosting.  I said, "it isn't cool whip...".  He replied, "well I figured you put something else in the cool whip".  I told him that I'd made a completely homemade whipped frosting and shook my head.  It tastes nothing like cool whip!

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Originally Posted by jenjenpower View Post

Hi guys, I'm new.  =)

 

For Mother's Day, I baked a homemade red velvet cake with the traditional flour based frosting, and decorated it with modeling chocolate roses.  My brother-in-law said that it was good, even though I used "cool whip" instead of cream cheese frosting.  I said, "it isn't cool whip...".  He replied, "well I figured you put something else in the cool whip".  I told him that I'd made a completely homemade whipped frosting and shook my head.  It tastes nothing like cool whip!

Jeez! No, it does not taste like cool whip! But I would love to know the recipe, if he thought it was ;-)

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Originally Posted by Annabakescakes View Post



Wait, do you mean a cake that has both breasts and penis?? O.O

..... Can't.... Breathe.... Death.... By... Laughter... Wheeze.... Oh the imagery in my brain....

I totally needed that, just came home to find my freezer defrosted icon_sad.gif humph... At least I get 14 sausages and 2 chickens for dinner B-)

Glad I could help ;-)

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Originally Posted by Annabakescakes View Post

Jeez! No, it does not taste like cool whip! But I would love to know the recipe, if he thought it was ;-)

I use the recipe found here: http://obsessedwithbaking.blogspot.com/2009/02/flour-frosting.html  The only difference between this one and others that I've seen is that the sugar is cooked with the roux instead of creamed in with the sugar.

 

My brother-in-law just isn't exactly what you would call a "foodie".  =)

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Originally Posted by jenjenpower View Post

I use the recipe found here: http://obsessedwithbaking.blogspot.com/2009/02/flour-frosting.html  The only difference between this one and others that I've seen is that the sugar is cooked with the roux instead of creamed in with the butter.

 

My brother-in-law just isn't exactly what you would call a "foodie".  =)

Next time I should proofread lol

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