I know this is off topic but I thought you'd find it funny. I was at Joanne's last week. There was one register open. There were 2 women buying fabric. Not sure if they were disputing how much or what but the kept shaking out the fabric (large pieces, too, probably for curtains or drapes), looking at it, refolding it, with 3 or 4 different kinds, over and over. Finally, they opened a 2nd register. As I was getting ready to walk up there, the woman behind me tapped my shoulder and said "If you go through all of that, we'll kill you". Best laugh I've had in a while!